Because why not?

May 11, 2009 22:56

My life according to Google

Type in the following and choose from the first description found.

Be honest, don't just pick one out to be funny.

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Gaz Needs is on Facebook, a social utility that connects people with friends and others who work, study and live around them. [Boring]

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Looks like the Gaz Coombes from Supergrass. [No.]

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
RonFez.net Messageboard - Threads Tagged with gaz hates paulo
This is the ultimate site for Fans of Ron & Fez, the creators of the Big Ass Card, and and XM Satellite Radio best talk duo, on The Virus XM 202 from 12pm [Unusual tag.]

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
GAZ goes for growth. Thursday, 01 November 2007. The GAZ Group has announced it is to embark on a $2bn (£1bn) investment programme to spearhead further ... [You'd better believe my economic growth initiatives.]

5. Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
MySpace profile for ♥gaz loves baby kay♥ with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more. [*Vomit*]

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
after lanna complained she had a rank bit of tough skin hanging off the bottom of her foot.. gaz was blagged in to eating it.. sick fuck.. [*Double Vomit* This is a video! Why so many feet ones!]

7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search:
13 Apr 2009 ... Truckmaker Gaz has unveiled a new truck in its range. ... The new move by truckmaker Gaz, has drawn plaudits from Nizhny Novgorod Regional ... [Russians love me.]

8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search:
For more information on GazWorks Graphic Design and Artwork please contact us: [A Phone Number for a UK Design Firm... website last updated 5 years ago and contains no content other than a logo, e-mail address and phone number.]

9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search:
where does damon albarn or gaz coombes live? - All In London Forum ... [Him again, stealing my thunder...]

10: Type in "[your first name] died" in Google search
10 Nov 2007 ... Gaz died also. As far as 'The Mile High Club', I think that was Soap. not sure though. [CoD4, of course.]
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