This week's house rules

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Here's the first passthrough for the house rules for my roommates:

Trash must be put out on Monday and/or Thursday night by the curb
Recyclables are put out Tuesday night
This week is a Paper/Cardboard recycle week

Tuesday will be the designated chore day/night for the other chores. Don’t forget to do your chores, lest you want to be considered a douchebag.

Where are all the fucking dishes and glasses? If they are up your ass, please remove them, wash them and put them away. Thanks

If you use pots or pans, clean them promptly before or after eating your meal so the next person can use them.

Keep track of your laundry so it doesn’t tie up the washer or dryer. Also, clean the lint trap on the dryer. Fire bad, tree pretty.

Respect the house: Keep it clean, keep it quiet after midnight.

You are not Luke Skywalker, and I’m not your fucking father. No one should HAVE TO TELL anyone else to get shit done. Like Nike, DO IT.

WANTED: Any information related to the 4 year old with tourettes that went ass-crazy with spraypaint in the basement.

Patience = -1