OMG! I AM SO HAPPY

Apr 05, 2006 04:35

its been 4 days but im still so happy. holy shit i am so happy. no sad. no gaping hole in palpitating vascular blood pump (i.e. heart) no more empty space in emotional wavelength. oh explanations huh? wanna kno why anna's so happy? drumroll please
.....................ANNA + DYLAN =TOGETHER AGAIN!.......................
YAY HOO anna is so happy and pleased her theory worked, oh another drumroll
psychology 101 with dr. anna: ok men's minds run on sex. its their #1 need, want, occupation. it's just one of their flaws ok, we learn to live with it. anyway if they could just not think about it for awhile most of them would be perfectly normal rational biengs. but that never happens, even in fiction. Ex- a girl talks about eating out at a mexican restrant. she is thinking about what to order, what to drink and possibly what she is wearing. a guy i the same situation is thinking only about : "eating out" heh heh, hot latian waitresses he could bang, tacos.........(please dont make me explain just think about it) or ways to get the girl out of her clothes (spilling food, drink, ect....) basicaly getting laid. simple and sad once you understand it but advantageous if applied properly. so if one applies this knowledge in the search for a date it can have 2 out comes a) nickname slut. b)guys falling madly over their feet for u. (or in a certian case revocation of the i dont want a relationship right now, bit) so in simple words"offer up what they want and they will become willing to do what you need or want, to gain their precious brain fuel (sex) if the girl appling the theory actualy gives up uh the sex is totaly up to her and uh is confidental . so heres a little math to sort it out in an understandable way
girl - brain = guy
girl + guy = homework buddies
girl +guy + "sex" = relationship
relationship + time = love Love =Happiness
yay so there it is and anna applied the theory by insinuating to people who often talk to dildo that she was wiling but well since circumatances turned out the way they did, i guess he missed his chance. but kinda with a hanging ending so the topic wa sopen to discussion. i think it worked and got back around the friend chain to dylan cause ta da here we are now all we need is some more time. (see equation 4)anyway this was the explanation issue, tommarro expect the what happened in exact detail issue.
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