It's a list of questions!
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Hawt!
2. How much cash do you have on you?
Twenty something euros
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Gore
4. Favorite planet?
I prefer space.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Olympia (work)
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
Whatever. As long as I can hear it.
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Stretchy black sleeveless with a red dragon
8. Do you "label" yourself?
Only descriptively. And I'm too much of a culture-slut to list every subculture I've taken inspiration from.
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
Just my s0xx0rs.
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Comfortably shady.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
The one I took it from, you mean? She's interesting enough for me to read her journal, which says a lot. Bit of a goody two-shoes sometimes, though.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Helping my girlfriend put together an outfit.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
"You have a voice mail message waiting". durrrrr.
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
No clue. Not in this country.
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
'Vogel'
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
I did, of course.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
My kitty-ears cap
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Just caffeine.
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
None, I've got a memory card waiting for my attention though.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
16. Every year's only gotten better since then, but that was the year it got good.
22. worst enemy?
Apathy & disinterest
23. What is your current desktop picture?
Dimmu Borgir (sp?) album cover of a dismembered chick's torso wrapped in barbed wire.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"Yay."
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
I'll take flight. Personal Awesome > Money.
26. Do you like someone?
A few people, actually.
27. The last song you listened to?
Cosmicity - Sedgwick
1. How do you think your last ex deserves to die?
Beautifully, on live video for the world's entertainment.
2. List three words to describe your mother.
Bitchy, rule-obsessive, dull.
3. When & How did you meet your best friend?
At a party, roughly two years ago.
4. Would you date someone you “met" on MySpace?
I don't 'date', but I might start an intimate relationship, sure.
5. What do you think of internet dating?
The internet is a medium; it limites what you can do, but not what you can be to eachother. I lack the humility for it now, though.
6. If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be and why?
I'd rather be me in a cartoon world. I like who I am, but an exciting, magical or adventerous environment would be cool.
7. What actor/actress would you go gay/lesbian for?
The rabbit from Gummo.
8. Ever considered yourself crazy?
Gloriously so.
9. Have you ever seen a therapist?
If I have, they weren't wearing any signs to communicate their profession to me.
10. How do you feel about anti-depressants?
Never used any. I hear they're comforting on a comedown or bad trip.
11. When's the last time you saw your real dad?
Like, three hours ago? I stole his umbrella.
12. Would you rather have loved and lost, or never have loved at all?
Loved and lost. Nothing is sustainable, it's the experience that counts.
13. What advice would you give to your ex’s new love interest?
Drugs > diets.
14. What make, model, and color was your first car?
Fuck cars.
15. Did you ever try to do the Humpty dance?
Does that have to do with that egg from Alice in Wonderland?
16. Do you even remember the Humpty dance?
What, do I look old?
17. Have you ever tried to make yourself pass out?
Err... not really, surprisingly. It's an occasional side effect, though.
18. Have you ever faked a nose bleed?
No need, I get plenty of real ones. =/
19. Did you ever fantasize about being close friends with a celebrity?
Not really.
20. Did you ever believe you had a monster or ghost living in your closet?
Too much of a skeptic. I've wished I did, though.
21. Have you ever crossdressed?
The short answer is 'yes'. The long answer is that the concept of 'cross dressing' requires one to acknowledge that there's such a thing as 'male' or 'female' clothes, which I do not.
22. Have you ever put a bra on your head like in Weird Science?
Errr... no?
23.Have you ever played real golf?
Boooooorriiiing. Golf is for middle aged rich american white guys who want to pretend to have a hobby.
Where is 24 ?
In theory.
25. Do you have any odd deformities?
I'm a fucking mutant. Wanna see?
28. What is the best meal you know how to cook?
Tostie's? I r teh suxx0r @ cooking.
29. What is the blanket you sleep with like?
It's like, soft. And warm.
30. Have you ever streaked across a football field?
Have you ever thought that your quiz might be taken by people from other cultures?
31. Have you ever thought about streaking across a football field?
Yes. I found myself torn between a mild interest in the childish and obscene entertainment value, and playful contempt for mainstream sports in general and the likely average audience in such a situation in particular.
32. Have you ever gone to band camp?
Wtf is band camp, anyway?
33. If you could do something and know you’d never get caught or punished, what would it be?
Most things that I really want to do wouldn't be half as much fun if no one would ever know about it. Still, bloody murder and disection sounds pretty appealing.
34. Are you missing any body parts that you were born with?
A good length of my navel string. They took it while I was still getting used to the light; sneaky bastards.
35. Have you ever been a bully?
Yes.
36. Have You Ever Been Bullied?
Yes.
38. How would you describe your significant other?
She's everything I dared to hope for and then some.
39. Do your dreams haunt you?
Not really. Sometimes a particulary violent one leaves a pleasant afterglow, but that's about it.
40. Have you ever had an anxiety attack?
What is this 'anxiety' you speak of?
1. If someone doesn't like you, it's usually because:
I'm a callous, conceited and confrontative asshole.
2. Last Saturday night you:
Went partying. Music, drugs, sex, roughly in that order.
3. What are you excited about?
Fun stuff.
4. Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs?
Yea
5. Favorite scent?
Saliva
6. What mood are you in?
Comfortable
7. What do you look for most in a boyfriend/girlfriend:
Rationality, adventerousness, style, hotness, availability qua time/location.
8. What kind of music do you like best:
EBM, Dark Electro, Futurepop, Industrial Rock, Progressive Psytrance, Psylectro. (IE, Cyber & Goa)
9.What color are you most likely to decorate your room in:
Black, White, Red, Pink, Purple
10. If something amazing happens to you, how many people know?
Whomever's there when I feel like telling.
11. Every year, how do you like to spend the holidays:
Wasted
12. What do you look forward to most each year?
Summer & Outside Parties
13. In your opinion, it's just not the holidays without:
Ridiculing holliday clichés
14. What do you long for most?
Magic
15. If your friends or family are going through a crisis, what would you do?
Friends I would offer advice. With family I'd just roll my eyes and hope it doesn't get in my way.
16. Can you keep a secret:
If I consider it important to.
17. How many phone conversations do you have a day:
1/6th or so?
18. What's your best feature?
My awesome.
19. Your favorite romantic movie is:
V for Vendetta
20. Your dream house is:
A ridiculously modified ship.
21. How would your friends describe you?
Arrogant, smart, socially impervious, stylish.
22. How do you feel about Valentine's day?
It's a day. How I choose to spend it will not be forcibly influenced by social custom.
23. What body of water are you most drawn to:
Anything that looks pleasant for swimming.
24. You could never love someone who?
Doesn't challenge me
25. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Month ago? I'm so lazy about that...
26. What were you doing this morning at 8?
In bed. Fuck, that's the middle of the night.
27. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Writing the internets.
28. Are you mad at anyone right now?
The dealer that snuck off without telling me.
29.The last person to say they loved you?
Meeh
30. What was the last present you received?:
The Party Monster book from Izta. Epic awesome.
31. Are you happy with your living arrangements?
I could do a lot worse.
32. Last thing received in the mail?
Package of spikes and studs I ordered from the internets. Now I can get to making clothes. Major win.
33. Do you have any famous relatives?
I'm relative to many famous things.
34. ?
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35. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Yes, but they didn't find anything. Fucktards.
36. How is your hair?
Very pink today, thank you.
37. How many different drinks have you had today?
Grape Juice, Orange Juice, Milk, Fruit Yoghurt, Bubble Water
38. What have you eaten today?
Pancakes <3
39. Are you any good at math?
As good as I've ever needed to be.
40. What did you do Friday night?
Bleach my roots, dye my hair.
41. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Yes. My name deserves exposure until every seagull in the netherlands knows who I am.
42. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Repeatedly.
43. Do you like the ocean?
It's a bit salty, but all round, sure.
44. Did you stay friends with your exes?
Insofar as they were interesting enough to warrant it. I've never held any grudges, anyway.
45. What goes best with a soft drink?
A sunny day, some MDMA crystals and a bump of K.
46. What did you do two nights ago?
Stuff
47. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
Nay.
48. Where do you keep your money?
Pikachu guards it.
49. When's your next party?
Saturday. Gothoord FTW!
50. Would you rather sleep with someone, or alone?
With company
Kay, bored now.