Placebo Ad

Jun 24, 2010 14:58



You may be one of the millions of Americans suffering from a condition known as Broad Spectrum Syndrome, or BS. It is characterized by vague symptoms with no apparent medical cause, along with a need to tell people around you about every symptom.

Now you have hope. There is a medicine you can take called Placebo™. It has been proven to alleviate the symptoms of BS in a large percentage of sufferers. Ask your doctor if Placebo™ is right for you.

Side effects include fatigue, listlessness, phantom pain, upset stomach, headaches, dizziness, and inability to cope with life. In rare cases, symptoms return more dramatically after a period of relief, particularly in cases where caregivers start paying attention to other aspects of their lives. Some patients feel the need to tell strangers on the street about their symptoms. Stop taking Placebo™ and call your doctor if one of these stranger disclosures lasts more than four hours, as this could lead to a life threatening complication.

It’s time to start living your life and enjoying your favorite TV shows again.
Placebo™: Because no one should have to put up with your BS.
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