Cults + interwebs = epic lol's
Commie pointed me in the direction of that cult leader Phelp's public schedule on their website, via 4chan of course. Normally I would steer clear of even acknowledging the man exists, but his random rants are just too funny, the man trolls himself!
The guy is famous for hating gays, Jews, women, writers of the Gospel (since they're Jewish), football, and New Jersey it seems. Here are a few gems...
"Canada is overrun with lying, pushy women"
"Hillel was a cult leader, nothing more." (Irony~)
"Katz Center for Advanced Judaic Studies - Studyin' Jews OMG" (You just broke #3! I'm telling!)
"Tah dah! That is how Our God rolls, and he is YOUR GOD!" (He's talking about AIDs, I'm not kidding)
"WBC knows all about Jewlicious and your Gentile-wannabe ways."
"OU Memorial Stadium - God Hates Your Sports 'N YOU! WBC will picket your football game - your SPORT. You know there will be only a few more of these entertainment events before God lets Obama simply destroy this nation." (GOD HATES MAI FUTBAL!? NOOOO!)
"Your DOOMED is coming!" (He can't write the word doom without it being in caps, and I can't read it without talking like Gir)
"The basic nature of a FAG is to be VIOLENT!" (I thought it was in their basic nature to date other men...)
"Oprah believes that since the Beast Obama is in the White House that she can pretend to like Jews, now? And this is the little poster child for that proposition? OH MY WHAT A BIG PICKLE YOU ARE ALL IN." (Even with context, this makes no sense)
"The Jewish Advocate - Pretending Fags Didn't get it from U?! .....When you Jews got the Roman soldiers to do what you wanted (i.e. KILL JESUS) it was because you had already taught them how to be the filthiest most brutal violent fags they could be" (Yes, the "built the Colosseum" Romans learned violence from the Hebrew people.)
The grand daddy of them all...
"Here is the goofy stuff that New Jersey stands for, and you stupid, simpletons are proud of it. I got this straight out of urbandictionary.com: (what follows is long and awesome). Yes, and that fitly describes God's curse upon you all. Praise God for bringing this little church along (again)so we can shine a bright spotlight on the filth that IS New Jersey! Quote us now: God Hates New Joiseeeee!"
By all means, come to Jersey, all us "violent fags" will give you an appropriate welcome! Perhaps it is your DOOMED that is coming!
The guy is famous for hating gays, Jews, women, writers of the Gospel (since they're Jewish), football, and New Jersey it seems. Here are a few gems...
"Canada is overrun with lying, pushy women"
"Hillel was a cult leader, nothing more." (Irony~)
"Katz Center for Advanced Judaic Studies - Studyin' Jews OMG" (You just broke #3! I'm telling!)
"Tah dah! That is how Our God rolls, and he is YOUR GOD!" (He's talking about AIDs, I'm not kidding)
"WBC knows all about Jewlicious and your Gentile-wannabe ways."
"OU Memorial Stadium - God Hates Your Sports 'N YOU! WBC will picket your football game - your SPORT. You know there will be only a few more of these entertainment events before God lets Obama simply destroy this nation." (GOD HATES MAI FUTBAL!? NOOOO!)
"Your DOOMED is coming!" (He can't write the word doom without it being in caps, and I can't read it without talking like Gir)
"The basic nature of a FAG is to be VIOLENT!" (I thought it was in their basic nature to date other men...)
"Oprah believes that since the Beast Obama is in the White House that she can pretend to like Jews, now? And this is the little poster child for that proposition? OH MY WHAT A BIG PICKLE YOU ARE ALL IN." (Even with context, this makes no sense)
"The Jewish Advocate - Pretending Fags Didn't get it from U?! .....When you Jews got the Roman soldiers to do what you wanted (i.e. KILL JESUS) it was because you had already taught them how to be the filthiest most brutal violent fags they could be" (Yes, the "built the Colosseum" Romans learned violence from the Hebrew people.)
The grand daddy of them all...
"Here is the goofy stuff that New Jersey stands for, and you stupid, simpletons are proud of it. I got this straight out of urbandictionary.com: (what follows is long and awesome). Yes, and that fitly describes God's curse upon you all. Praise God for bringing this little church along (again)so we can shine a bright spotlight on the filth that IS New Jersey! Quote us now: God Hates New Joiseeeee!"
By all means, come to Jersey, all us "violent fags" will give you an appropriate welcome! Perhaps it is your DOOMED that is coming!