Today's Helpful Hints!
- Breaking on rollerblades while turning at a relatively high speed is a bad idea.
- The toilet in the handicap stall is typically higher off the ground.
- Getting as close to the line that says "Asshole" as you can without getting over is the most efficient way to deal with
any company. - Windows will refuse to recognize a removable hard drive if there is no open drive letter between local disks and mapped network drives.
- Rollerblading over train tracks can be risky when not paying attention.
- Avoid campus at all costs, the youngins are here.
- Do not hit yourself in the head with a mallet.
- Sometimes a word you've never used before can be perfect!
You're captivating while evading
all the questions I have for you like,
"What exactly makes you tick?"
When the guilt sets in tell me
what exactly are we going to do?
Your tongue is wet with a top secret passion
I hope I am the cause of it
I'll navigate this unsturdy vessel
filled with a soft sea pillows and blankets