So, well, I knew that I was not quite right in the head quite a long time ago and decided that sanity was overrated. But never before have I been encouraged as much in my insanity as by the lovely
tenebris.
For example,
Raynos says:
Ichigo sure trained for quite a bit
Tenebris says:
Ten days, man!
Tenebris says:
Five of which were spent fighting Urahara.
Raynos says:
Yes
Raynos says:
ICHIGO'S SHINIGAMI FOR DUMMIES
Raynos says:
HOW TO BECOME A GOOD SHINIGAMI IN 5 DAYS
Raynos says:
XD
Tenebris says:
HEEEE!
Tenebris says:
Unfortunately, NOT EVEN THAT.
Tenebris says:
More like HOW TO KICK SHINIGAMI BUTT IN FIVE DAYS.
Tenebris says:
BY URAHARA KISUKE.
Tenebris says:
(certified fighting tensai!)
Raynos says:
XD
Tenebris says:
He brings up the boy's endurance!
Raynos says:
Yoruichi's book: HOW BEING A CAT GETS YOU THE BEST GOSSIP
Raynos says:
Also comes with the complimentary HOW TO MAKE JAWS DROP ON ANY OCCASION
Tenebris says:
HA HA HA HA!
Tenebris says:
Step one: spend time in cat form with a male voice.
Tenebris says:
Step two: Turn into a beautiful, naked woman in front of men.
Tenebris says:
Step three: LAUGH.
Raynos says:
XD
Raynos says:
GUARANTEED TO WORK
Tenebris says:
Rukia's book: HUMANS FOR DUMMIES.
Raynos says:
Chad's Book: ELOQUENT SILENCE
Tenebris says:
Blurb: "How to make 'Aa' convey everything"
Raynos says:
Not even 'Aa'! "..."
Tenebris says:
Keigo's book: HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE (badly)
Raynos says:
HA HA
Tenebris says:
Mizuiro: THE SECRET GUIDE TO NAILING OLDER WOMEN.
Raynos says:
With older in brackets =D
Tenebris says:
Ichigo's book: MOUNTAINLOADS OF PEOPLE AND HOW TO SAVE THEM.
Tenebris says:
Ha!
Tenebris says:
Yes.
Tenebris says:
...this is a LJ post in the making, yes? Yes.
Raynos says:
Ichigo's book: HOW TO SCOWL AND YET BE A WOOBIE AT THE SAME TIME
Raynos says:
HOW TO BE A PRISS by Ishida Uryuu
Raynos says:
HOW TO BE A BETTER PRISS by Kuchiki
Raynos says:
=D
Tenebris says:
LOL!
Tenebris says:
Ishida's second volume: WHY I HATE SHINIGAMI (ESPECIALLY THE KUCHIKI)
Raynos says:
(I originally wanted them to co-author a book, but they're too prissy to share)
Raynos says:
XD
Tenebris says:
Exactly.
And today,
Raynos: This is the villain that never dies!
Raynos: He always comes back again to try
Raynos: Some people tried to stop him without knowing who he was
Tenebris: Some people thought they killed him, not knowing what he was
Raynos: And had to keep on stopping him forever just because
Tenebris: But he came back to life just because
Raynos: This is the villain that never dies!
Tenebris: Second verse, same as the first, Gin's kansai accent only worse.
I hereby accept my insanity cert.
In other news, watched the last episode of Teen Titans Things Change. I don't want to spoil anyone, so I will just whine: POOR BEAST BOY. *pats him*
And now, I go and write porn.