Ray is crazy
Right now I have the inexplicable desire to write fic on my OWN LIFE. (Would it still be called fic if I did?) Which is immensely stupid, due to things like a) confidentiality, and b) RL embarrassment. But if I did, it would go something like this:
"Inexplicably, while in the midst of photocopying A reached over and hit the switch for the blinds. They rolled all the way up from their previous half-mast position with their peculiar humming noise.
"Wow, that's bright," I commented, earning me strange looks from my colleagues. I ignored them and leaned back, focusing on a white ship just beyond the shore. Since I needed to get used to the sudden change in lighting, why not enjoy the nice scenery outside?"
YEAH I DON'T KNOW OK.
"Inexplicably, while in the midst of photocopying A reached over and hit the switch for the blinds. They rolled all the way up from their previous half-mast position with their peculiar humming noise.
"Wow, that's bright," I commented, earning me strange looks from my colleagues. I ignored them and leaned back, focusing on a white ship just beyond the shore. Since I needed to get used to the sudden change in lighting, why not enjoy the nice scenery outside?"
YEAH I DON'T KNOW OK.