LAWL
I decided to redo this, because my past answers are so, so fail. I really actually thought I was cool at one point. Reading the old one makes me realize how much I wouldn't like my past self if we met now, but I can't take that stuff back, so it still has an X, but is labeled with (when I was a retard).
I stole this from... someone. I'm a fucking beast!
(X) been drunk
(X) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(X) kissed a member of the same sex
(_) crashed a friend's car
(_) been to Japan
(X) ridden in a taxi
(_) been in love
(X) been dumped
(X) shoplifted (when I was a retard)
(_) been fired
(X) been in a fist fight
(X) snuck out of my parent's house (when I was a retard)
(X) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
(_) ever dated someone of the same sex
(X) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
(_) been arrested
(_) made out with a stranger
(X) stole something from my job (when I was a retard)
(X) gone on a blind date (I saw a cell phone picture beforehand, but it was set up by a mutual friend)
(X) lied to a friend
(X) had a crush on a teacher
(X) skipped school
(_) slept with a co-worker
(_) cut myself on purpose
(X) seen someone die (it's scary that I can honestly say that now)
(_) been to Africa
(X) Slapped someone I loved
(_) Driven over 200 miles to see someone (I've driven over 200 miles to locations, but not for a person)
(X) Been to Canada
(_) Been to Mexico
(X) Been on a plane
(_) Thrown up in a bar
(_) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
(_) Been snowboarding
(X) Met someone in person from the internet (when I was a retard)
(X) Been moshing at a concerts
(X) been in an abusive relationship
(_) been pregnant or got someone pregnant (I ain't the baby daddy... whateva!)
(X) gone to college
(_) graduated college (haha...ha...)
(_) tried killing yourself
(X) taken painkillers (headaches are original and dark!)
(X) love someone or miss someone right now
(X) went to a prom?
(_) bungee jumped
(_) I have dated someone for a year or more (I HAVEN'T had a date in over a year!)
(X) I sold naked pictures of myself (when I was a retard)
(X) I have been in a car accident
(X) I have slept in the nude
(_) I've hated someone without knowing them (when I was a retard, I thought I did, but true hate is deeper than that)
(X) I've shot a real gun
(X) I've had sex with someone within a week of meeting them (and it was totally worth it, because it was the only point I was having a good time with them)
(X) I've madeout with someome within 5 days of meeting them (hahahahaha)
(_) I've done ecstacy
(X) I've been caught smoking (hen I was a retard)
(X) I've got in a verbal fight with a teacher (when I was a retard)
(_) lied one time in this survey
(_) Threw a party at a friends house when they were gone
(X) Done something w/ a friends bf/gf (I've gone shopping with them - dundundun)
(X) Done something with a bf/gf's sibling
(_) Commited a major crime
(X) Dated someone older than you are (when I was a retard)
(_) Gotten in trouble w/ the cops
(_) Ever ran away
(X) Ever givin somone a hicky (bringing up disgusting memories)
(X) Ever gotten a hicky (hm... not so bad memories...)
(X) Ever got super drunk
(X) Went skinny dipping
(X) Lied about where ur going
(X) Ever lied about your age (when I was a retard)
(X) Ever been pantsed
(X) Flashed/Mooned someone
(X) Had mono (this past summer!)
(_) Beer bonged
(X) Got into a physical fight w/ a parent
I stole this from... someone. I'm a fucking beast!
(X) been drunk
(X) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(X) kissed a member of the same sex
(_) crashed a friend's car
(_) been to Japan
(X) ridden in a taxi
(_) been in love
(X) been dumped
(X) shoplifted (when I was a retard)
(_) been fired
(X) been in a fist fight
(X) snuck out of my parent's house (when I was a retard)
(X) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
(_) ever dated someone of the same sex
(X) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
(_) been arrested
(_) made out with a stranger
(X) stole something from my job (when I was a retard)
(X) gone on a blind date (I saw a cell phone picture beforehand, but it was set up by a mutual friend)
(X) lied to a friend
(X) had a crush on a teacher
(X) skipped school
(_) slept with a co-worker
(_) cut myself on purpose
(X) seen someone die (it's scary that I can honestly say that now)
(_) been to Africa
(X) Slapped someone I loved
(_) Driven over 200 miles to see someone (I've driven over 200 miles to locations, but not for a person)
(X) Been to Canada
(_) Been to Mexico
(X) Been on a plane
(_) Thrown up in a bar
(_) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
(_) Been snowboarding
(X) Met someone in person from the internet (when I was a retard)
(X) Been moshing at a concerts
(X) been in an abusive relationship
(_) been pregnant or got someone pregnant (I ain't the baby daddy... whateva!)
(X) gone to college
(_) graduated college (haha...ha...)
(_) tried killing yourself
(X) taken painkillers (headaches are original and dark!)
(X) love someone or miss someone right now
(X) went to a prom?
(_) bungee jumped
(_) I have dated someone for a year or more (I HAVEN'T had a date in over a year!)
(X) I sold naked pictures of myself (when I was a retard)
(X) I have been in a car accident
(X) I have slept in the nude
(_) I've hated someone without knowing them (when I was a retard, I thought I did, but true hate is deeper than that)
(X) I've shot a real gun
(X) I've had sex with someone within a week of meeting them (and it was totally worth it, because it was the only point I was having a good time with them)
(X) I've madeout with someome within 5 days of meeting them (hahahahaha)
(_) I've done ecstacy
(X) I've been caught smoking (hen I was a retard)
(X) I've got in a verbal fight with a teacher (when I was a retard)
(_) lied one time in this survey
(_) Threw a party at a friends house when they were gone
(X) Done something w/ a friends bf/gf (I've gone shopping with them - dundundun)
(X) Done something with a bf/gf's sibling
(_) Commited a major crime
(X) Dated someone older than you are (when I was a retard)
(_) Gotten in trouble w/ the cops
(_) Ever ran away
(X) Ever givin somone a hicky (bringing up disgusting memories)
(X) Ever gotten a hicky (hm... not so bad memories...)
(X) Ever got super drunk
(X) Went skinny dipping
(X) Lied about where ur going
(X) Ever lied about your age (when I was a retard)
(X) Ever been pantsed
(X) Flashed/Mooned someone
(X) Had mono (this past summer!)
(_) Beer bonged
(X) Got into a physical fight w/ a parent