MEME time
Tsunderekko (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[x] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[ ] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness. (Not showing weakness is a weakness in itself)
[ ] You have a secret obsession with something cute. (I love cute stuff and I don't hide it!)
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 2
Yanderekko (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[ ] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[x] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[x] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise.
[ ] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[x] Bipolar? (I've been almost diagnosed many a time, but a very few of my symptoms don't quite match up)
Total: 4
Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)
[x] You have glasses.
[x] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[ ] You are always very polite in your speech.
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously.
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something (Oh fuck yes)
Total: 4
Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[x] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks. (Yes, Ashley, that's you!)
[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[x] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[x] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 3
Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[x] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”.
[ ] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[ ] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 2
Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly polite.
[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ] You’re an excellent cook.
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.
Total: 0 (Am I the epitome of a horrible wife?)
Tomboy Character
[ ] You feel comfortable in boy’s clothing.
[x] You have short hair
[ ] You have a crush whom you act friendly with rather than romantically.
[ ] You are really good at sports.
[ ] You are admired by girls and boys for your talents, though you’re sort of in denial.
[ ] You show your girly features on rare occasions.
Total: 1
Sexy Character
[ ] Your bust/package is...formidable.
[x] You like making sexual innuendos.
[x] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen. (Well, I do beach, amusement parks, and animu conventions)
[ ] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[ ] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 2
Lolita/Shota Character Delusional Fangirl/tard
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”. Fuck "kawaii", I like my cute things as an actual FETISH
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc... (I'll choke a bitch that does)
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc... (choke...bitch...)
[ ] You are considered gullible or naive.
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 2
I'm a mix of Megane and Yandere: Nerdy and I secretly hate everything. Hmm, that's oddly fitting. Anyone else think that last section was repulsive? I changed it to "Delusional Fangirl/tard" because half of it was annoying and the other half had to be a delusion.
Thanks to
owldepot for posting this for me to steal!
In other news, whoa why didn't I know of the cute evil loli power of Bioshock. The game never interested me until I saw this...
LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE LOLI WITH HER GLOWING EVIL EYES! AH, CUTE FETISH ATTACK! Granted, this is from Bioshock 2 but...
"I'll go there soon with MR. BUBBLES!" A Little Sister, as they're called, is talking to her Big Daddy, whom she calls Mr. Bubbles and/or Mr. B. These are the only creatures LSs trust, and they have some pretty funny and very enigmatic conversations with them:
Tonight we'll dine on HAM and JAMMIES!
Don't be a slowpoke Mr. B.
Look Mr. Bubbles, it's an Annnngel...
I'm ready for dreamtime, Mr. B.
Some fun videos with them (warning for carnage):
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