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my dad sent me this:
Subject: WHY I'VE DECIDED TO VOTE DEMOCRATIC
-WHY I'VE DECIDED TO VOTE DEMOCRATIC
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn, than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing, because they now think we're good
people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday, CAN, tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government, for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist Liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days, to suit some fringe
kooks, who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they'll come over here, and I don't want to have
any guns in the house to shoot them with.
I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
My Favorite: I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn't.
SO I SENT HIM THIS!!
Subject: WHY I'VE DECIDED TO VOTE DEMOCRATIC
-WHY I'VE DECIDED TO VOTE DEMOCRATIC
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn, than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing, because they now think we're good
people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday, CAN, tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government, for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist Liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days, to suit some fringe
kooks, who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they'll come over here, and I don't want to have
any guns in the house to shoot them with.
I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
My Favorite: I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn't.
SO I SENT HIM THIS!!
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