did that sign just call me a twit?
1. I'm sure we all know what your name is... so, tell us what your boss' name is..
Well, there's Hal and STeve, and then Jodee is the office manager
2. Do you actually read your friend's surveys, or do you just copy paste them and fill them out yourself?
I read them as I go along.
3. Which is your favorite episode of "I Love Lucy"?
Vegimeta-vitamin one
Why the hell is there always a number missing? Someone get me quality control!
5. Do you consider yourself a deep thinker?
I have my moments....usually when no one else is around.
6. Name four people who you are closest friends with?
John, Ebis, Emma, Heike
7. Which one of those four people would you eat first, if you were starving?
Right now....Heike, she's a 2 for 1 deal *ba-dump-chi* (I know, that was terrible)
8. How many red shirts would you say you own, off the top of your head?
Mmm.....6 or more
9. No one cares whether or not you believe in love at first sight... but, do you believe in hate at first sight?
No, they have to say something for me to know whether or not to hate them.
10. If you said yes to the last question, do you think that the reason you are so hateful and judgmental is because you didn't receive enough love when you were a child?
I guess I don't exactly qualify for this one.
11. How old will you be in 2021?
Uh...*grabs calculator* 37...let's hope I make it there!
12. Would you rather be tone deaf or color blind?
I am tone deaf...have you ever heard me true to sing? But so is John, so it's ok.
13. When do you think is the proper time in a relationship to give the other person your business card?
Well.....you have to have a business card first, otherwise it just doesn't work.
14. When you were a kid, which comic strip was your favorite?
Hmm....Garfield
15. You can only wear a sock on one foot for the rest of your life... which foot is it?
can I wear just half a sock on each?
16. How many words can you make out of the letters of your name?
Lindsay-
Say, Sin, Lay, Day, Sid, LAN, Yis (though that's a made up word), Lid, In, Nil, Nay, Is, Indy
17. How do you feel about fake plants?
meh, sometimes they work, mostly they just seem cheap
18. What is your obsessive compulsion?
Kissing my hand and then the car ceiling when going under a yellow light, and picking my feet up whilst going over train tracks.
19. What do you think the odds are of the person who posted this before you becoming a rock star?
Well, maybe not her, but Buddy, I could definately see that working out.
20. Do you know what the heck the difference is between the statements "we're just dating" and "we're together"?
I agree with Emma --> "uhg. dating = Fuckin someone else is a possiblity."
21. When you think, do you see the words that you are thinking in your mind?
when I think......uhhh....I get internal monolouge and visual images
22. If a person is brought up speaking both Spanish and English in equal amounts and equally fluently, which language do they think in?
Whatever they chose.
23. Does it make you uncomfortable when people ask you your shoe size?
Not as much as it does when they ask me about my weight
24. Would you feel guilty about cheating on your taxes if you got away with it?
well, if I got away with it, that means I'd never get caught, so, yeah
25. You are walking on the beach when suddenly you find a genie lamp. You rub it, and out pops the genie. He proclaims that he is so thankful to you for letting him out after thousands of years that he gives you three wishes:
1. Take away all my debt
2. A nice house in a good neighborhood
3. Make me non-diabetic
26. If you had braces, would you put little diamonds on your brackets and call them your "grill"?
Once again, I agree with Emma --->"WTF? if i was born on the fucking south side of Cheyenne, WYOMING."
27. You have 24 hours to live... what are you going to wear?!?!?
I'd be naked...cause I wouldn't go anywhere
28. Which is worse... someone blowing cigarette smoke in your face, or kissing someone who has dip in their mouth?
NASTY!!! Eww....if someone has dip in their mouth!?! Fuck that.
29. Had you ever answered any of these questions before?
No, definately different
30. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
yes, but it wouldn't work out with my job....but maybe a monroe...that could be cute
31. Who were you with last night?
John and the kitties
32. What woke you up this morning?
The alarm....that bitch
33. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
No....I've fallen asleep, but never passed out.
Well, there's Hal and STeve, and then Jodee is the office manager
2. Do you actually read your friend's surveys, or do you just copy paste them and fill them out yourself?
I read them as I go along.
3. Which is your favorite episode of "I Love Lucy"?
Vegimeta-vitamin one
Why the hell is there always a number missing? Someone get me quality control!
5. Do you consider yourself a deep thinker?
I have my moments....usually when no one else is around.
6. Name four people who you are closest friends with?
John, Ebis, Emma, Heike
7. Which one of those four people would you eat first, if you were starving?
Right now....Heike, she's a 2 for 1 deal *ba-dump-chi* (I know, that was terrible)
8. How many red shirts would you say you own, off the top of your head?
Mmm.....6 or more
9. No one cares whether or not you believe in love at first sight... but, do you believe in hate at first sight?
No, they have to say something for me to know whether or not to hate them.
10. If you said yes to the last question, do you think that the reason you are so hateful and judgmental is because you didn't receive enough love when you were a child?
I guess I don't exactly qualify for this one.
11. How old will you be in 2021?
Uh...*grabs calculator* 37...let's hope I make it there!
12. Would you rather be tone deaf or color blind?
I am tone deaf...have you ever heard me true to sing? But so is John, so it's ok.
13. When do you think is the proper time in a relationship to give the other person your business card?
Well.....you have to have a business card first, otherwise it just doesn't work.
14. When you were a kid, which comic strip was your favorite?
Hmm....Garfield
15. You can only wear a sock on one foot for the rest of your life... which foot is it?
can I wear just half a sock on each?
16. How many words can you make out of the letters of your name?
Lindsay-
Say, Sin, Lay, Day, Sid, LAN, Yis (though that's a made up word), Lid, In, Nil, Nay, Is, Indy
17. How do you feel about fake plants?
meh, sometimes they work, mostly they just seem cheap
18. What is your obsessive compulsion?
Kissing my hand and then the car ceiling when going under a yellow light, and picking my feet up whilst going over train tracks.
19. What do you think the odds are of the person who posted this before you becoming a rock star?
Well, maybe not her, but Buddy, I could definately see that working out.
20. Do you know what the heck the difference is between the statements "we're just dating" and "we're together"?
I agree with Emma --> "uhg. dating = Fuckin someone else is a possiblity."
21. When you think, do you see the words that you are thinking in your mind?
when I think......uhhh....I get internal monolouge and visual images
22. If a person is brought up speaking both Spanish and English in equal amounts and equally fluently, which language do they think in?
Whatever they chose.
23. Does it make you uncomfortable when people ask you your shoe size?
Not as much as it does when they ask me about my weight
24. Would you feel guilty about cheating on your taxes if you got away with it?
well, if I got away with it, that means I'd never get caught, so, yeah
25. You are walking on the beach when suddenly you find a genie lamp. You rub it, and out pops the genie. He proclaims that he is so thankful to you for letting him out after thousands of years that he gives you three wishes:
1. Take away all my debt
2. A nice house in a good neighborhood
3. Make me non-diabetic
26. If you had braces, would you put little diamonds on your brackets and call them your "grill"?
Once again, I agree with Emma --->"WTF? if i was born on the fucking south side of Cheyenne, WYOMING."
27. You have 24 hours to live... what are you going to wear?!?!?
I'd be naked...cause I wouldn't go anywhere
28. Which is worse... someone blowing cigarette smoke in your face, or kissing someone who has dip in their mouth?
NASTY!!! Eww....if someone has dip in their mouth!?! Fuck that.
29. Had you ever answered any of these questions before?
No, definately different
30. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
yes, but it wouldn't work out with my job....but maybe a monroe...that could be cute
31. Who were you with last night?
John and the kitties
32. What woke you up this morning?
The alarm....that bitch
33. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
No....I've fallen asleep, but never passed out.