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Ho ho ho, meeeerry christmas! I heard a bump in the night, got up and quietly drew my katana and went downstairs to investigate. Some fat guy was crouching under out christmas tree! He's in the compost heap. Well, most of him. I didn't notice the red suit until it was too late. Sorry, children of the world! Also, on my to do list: make reindeer jerky. A lot of it.