Happy Day!
Dear Daisy,
My collection of items dedicated to my Lord Brother is growing; it's almost back to its former grandeur! Today I found a baked dumpling that looks just like Lord Brother! I'll add it to the piece of toast that has his face on it. And this morning after peeking through his window I found a discarded razor that must be his! My brother is so manly and yet maintains his boyish good looks by shaving! I mean, it must be his, right? It can't be Lucius. I doubt he could grow facial hair if his life depended on it. He could probably grow a pair of breasts if he wanted to. The razor most certainly didn't belong to someone else just who was just discarding it by the side of the road... right?
I'm so happy, I could get another "Raymond" tattoo! I think I have on empty space below my shoulder...
Your faithful friend,
Priscilla
P.S. Lord Brother will be MINE!
My collection of items dedicated to my Lord Brother is growing; it's almost back to its former grandeur! Today I found a baked dumpling that looks just like Lord Brother! I'll add it to the piece of toast that has his face on it. And this morning after peeking through his window I found a discarded razor that must be his! My brother is so manly and yet maintains his boyish good looks by shaving! I mean, it must be his, right? It can't be Lucius. I doubt he could grow facial hair if his life depended on it. He could probably grow a pair of breasts if he wanted to. The razor most certainly didn't belong to someone else just who was just discarding it by the side of the road... right?
I'm so happy, I could get another "Raymond" tattoo! I think I have on empty space below my shoulder...
Your faithful friend,
Priscilla
P.S. Lord Brother will be MINE!