Jun 24, 2007 13:35
1. Heather Graham is a terrible actress.
2. It's expensive.
3. It could be hazardous to your health.
4. People are stupid.
5. You're not good enough.
6. Alice Cooper did it first, and better.
7. There's already one untalented Simpson clogging up the tabloids.
8. We just don't need another Star Wars movie.
9. He's the most boring character in the show.
10. The man can barely put a coherent sentence together.
11. Just because you CAN write doesn't mean you SHOULD.
12. Booze and sharp cutting instruments don't mix.
13. For the children.
14. Otherwise, God wouldn't have invented syphilis.
15. I'm just sick of hearing about it.
16. Not until you've seen a doctor first.
17. Whores' bodies just weren't meant to bend like that.
18. You can't survive on your looks forever.
19. Rosie O'Donnell just needs to shut up.
20. Just because.
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old people are funny,
just pretend it's january 2006