With apologies to all Sheryl Crow fans
Did you know that many of Sheryl Crow's songs originally had much longer titles which had to be shortened before release? It's true! Here's a list of the full titles of some of her songs.
Oh, and by the way, the meme I posted on Sunday is still open for submissions... ;)
"The First Cut Is the Deepest, Unless You Make the Second Cut in the Exact Same Groove as the First Cut, Thereby Deepening It"
"I Asked For Cotton Pillows, But You Don't Bring Me Anything But Down"
"This Song Is My Favorite Mistake, Cause Even Though It's Kinda Boring, It's Gonna Be a Big Hit and Make Me Lots of Money"
"Steve McQueen (You Kids Know Who He Was, Right? No? God, Stupid Kids Today Got No Concept of Culture Beyond What They Show on MTV!)"
"If It Makes You Happy... It's Probably Really Bad For Your Health"
"I'm Gonna Soak Up the Sun (Gonna Need a Big Sponge)"
"I'm Leaving Las Vegas Cause I'm Sick of Hearing Celine Dion Every Place I Go"
"Are You Strong Enough to Unscrew the Cap From This Jar of Pickles?"
"Picture (AKA the Song That Helped That Crappy Kid Rock Album Sell a Jillion Copies Cause It Wasn't on One of My Own Albums Yet)"
"Everyday Is a Winding Road, While Every Night Is a Winding Staircase"
"All I Wanna Do Is Earn Enough Money From This Record to Buy a Real Pair of Shoes Instead of the Goofy Looking Red Ones I Wear in the Video For This Song"
"A Change Would Do You Good... Did I Say a Change? I Meant a Prostitute"
"Hole in My Pocket (That's Why All the Cheese Is Gone)"
"Good Is Good, Bad Is Bad, Half-Decent Is Half-Decent, Mediocre Is... Well, You Get the Idea"
"Cinnamon Cinnamon" (later shortened to "C'Mon C'Mon")
Oh, and by the way, the meme I posted on Sunday is still open for submissions... ;)
"The First Cut Is the Deepest, Unless You Make the Second Cut in the Exact Same Groove as the First Cut, Thereby Deepening It"
"I Asked For Cotton Pillows, But You Don't Bring Me Anything But Down"
"This Song Is My Favorite Mistake, Cause Even Though It's Kinda Boring, It's Gonna Be a Big Hit and Make Me Lots of Money"
"Steve McQueen (You Kids Know Who He Was, Right? No? God, Stupid Kids Today Got No Concept of Culture Beyond What They Show on MTV!)"
"If It Makes You Happy... It's Probably Really Bad For Your Health"
"I'm Gonna Soak Up the Sun (Gonna Need a Big Sponge)"
"I'm Leaving Las Vegas Cause I'm Sick of Hearing Celine Dion Every Place I Go"
"Are You Strong Enough to Unscrew the Cap From This Jar of Pickles?"
"Picture (AKA the Song That Helped That Crappy Kid Rock Album Sell a Jillion Copies Cause It Wasn't on One of My Own Albums Yet)"
"Everyday Is a Winding Road, While Every Night Is a Winding Staircase"
"All I Wanna Do Is Earn Enough Money From This Record to Buy a Real Pair of Shoes Instead of the Goofy Looking Red Ones I Wear in the Video For This Song"
"A Change Would Do You Good... Did I Say a Change? I Meant a Prostitute"
"Hole in My Pocket (That's Why All the Cheese Is Gone)"
"Good Is Good, Bad Is Bad, Half-Decent Is Half-Decent, Mediocre Is... Well, You Get the Idea"
"Cinnamon Cinnamon" (later shortened to "C'Mon C'Mon")