Fun Facts 3: This Time It's Personal!

Jan 04, 2007 23:39

Fun Fact: Richard Nixon had the only LJ with both a friends list and an enemies list ( Read more... )

random acts of boredom, fun facts

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missnickers January 5 2007, 20:22:44 UTC
ROTFL! You're hillarious, you know that?

I'd normally have some sort of witty comback to this post, but I'm too busy wallowing in self-pity to be creative at the moment. Thanks for making me laugh, I needed that. :)

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rayluxuryacht January 5 2007, 20:59:01 UTC
You don't have to supply a witty comeback, you can just sit back and be blown away by my creativity and my hilarity. I may add some more Fun Facts later if I'm feeling sufficiently drunk bored creative.

Doesn't sound like things have gotten any better for you in the last couple of days or so. Too bad :( But it's okay, just give me a little more time to work my magic, and things will be back to happy for you. Failing that, we'll have a blood sacrifice of some sort.

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missnickers January 5 2007, 21:19:11 UTC
Thanks. :) I normally wouldn't encourage drinking on the job, but... yeah.

I didn't think things could get much worse, but they have. I don't even think a blood sacrifice would help, if you can believe that. :(

Hope things are going good on your end, though.

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rayluxuryacht January 5 2007, 21:27:38 UTC
I don't even think a blood sacrifice would help

Not even if it's Carrot Top?

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missnickers January 5 2007, 21:50:38 UTC
Not even if it's Carrot Top. :(

It wouldn't hurt, though.

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rayluxuryacht January 5 2007, 21:58:45 UTC
Wow... that's bad. Toot says you can have some of her booze if you want.

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missnickers January 5 2007, 22:02:31 UTC
*holds up glass* Here's to booze: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. *drinks*

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rayluxuryacht January 5 2007, 22:08:28 UTC
Hang on, she says she needs that booze back now. Is there any chance you could vomit it back up? *shows Nicole Kart's latest fanfic*

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missnickers January 5 2007, 22:12:21 UTC
No *pushes away* I refuse to look. This booze is MINE now; you can't gimme booze and then take it back. If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go drink til I can't feel feelings anymore. /slurred

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rayluxuryacht January 5 2007, 22:28:38 UTC
You could always vomit it back up and then drink it again yourself.

I can't believe how gross I'm being right now.

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missnickers January 5 2007, 23:46:39 UTC
Not a fan of the vomit.... I don't care how much alcohol might be in it, that's just nasty. I don't understand how anyone could ever have a vomit fetish, but that's another story for another day.

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rayluxuryacht January 5 2007, 23:56:16 UTC
Could that other day be April 23rd, the International Vomit Festival? That would make a great story for you to tell at the festival, right after standup comedy by Carrot Top and a dramatic reading by Kart from one of his own fics.

The themes for this conversation seem to be Carrot Top, Kart, and vomit. Sounds about right.

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