Diary Entry Day One
He settles into the chair, sprawling across it. "Mmph. Well. Day one. No one has tried to kill me. Even the ones I've told about the kid thing haven't seemed too horrified by it."
Shifting around restlessly he looks into the camera, straight on. "Hey, guys? I miss you and you'd better be watching! Scud, there will be a quiz later." Settling back down, he starts to play with the hem of his shirt.
"Other Jason is here; I'll make an attempt not to call him Other-Jason anywhere but here. Because he's the only Jason here, and really, the man deserves his own name. Ed's here too. That was... that was a big shocker.
"As for the rest of them? They seem okay except for the creepy silent guy."
Shifting around restlessly he looks into the camera, straight on. "Hey, guys? I miss you and you'd better be watching! Scud, there will be a quiz later." Settling back down, he starts to play with the hem of his shirt.
"Other Jason is here; I'll make an attempt not to call him Other-Jason anywhere but here. Because he's the only Jason here, and really, the man deserves his own name. Ed's here too. That was... that was a big shocker.
"As for the rest of them? They seem okay except for the creepy silent guy."