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Guys Night
Rated: PG-13
Warning: drinking and sexual content
Ferio walked into one of the massive dinning rooms in the Cephiro castle and plopped down a big jug of what was the equivalent of beer in Cephrio.
“So how many of these have we drank in the last few hours?” Lafarga asked.
A skinny Ascot replied, “too many, you three are just messed up.”
Ferio filled up his mug once again and smiled to himself, having a guy’s night in was great. It wasn’t that he didn’t enjoy having the magic knights around all the time, especially Fuu who was the light of his life. But the girl can’t drink and doesn’t want to and to him it was really more of a guy thing anyway.
Lantis was happily drinking a 5th beer of the night and enjoying a night off for once in a long while. Not that there was too much to worry about now that they were without major threat to Cephiro, mostly just the occasional pirate here and there.
“Anyone seen the peanuts?” Asked a very intoxicated Clef.
“You ate them all,” Ferio replied. “Over an hour ago.”
Clef put his feet up on the table and leaned back, he sure as heck didn’t remember eating them, but hey who cares.
“I’ve got the munchies guys!” Ascot exclaimed suddenly. “And the sweats,” he began to remove his robes.
“HEY!” Ferio yelped as he jumped out of his seat, “we are DRINKING not doing DRUGS!”
Lantis rolled his eyes and took another shot of his drink.
Lafarga laughed. “That’s horrible, he’s so drunk he thinks he’s high.”
Ascot blushed and put his robes back the way they were supposed to be.
“So Ferio, how are things going with Fuu?” Lafarga asked as raised an eyebrow.
Ferio grinned, “Things are awesome with Fuu.”
“We sort of figured that out because you seem to always turn your music up really loud for about an hour,” Clef said with a wink to Lafarga.
Ferio chocked on his drink, “what, are you keeping track of me or something?”
“No, just taking bets on how long you guys can go!” Lafarga boomed with laughter.
“Well at least I haven’t done it in the library recently,” Ferio snapped at he gave Clef a glance.
“We were, working.” Clef chocked and set his mug down.
The sound of Ascots face colliding with the table although the hit didn’t seem to wake him suddenly interrupted them all.
“The kid is such a lightweight, my grandma could drink more than he does,” Lafarga said as he shook his head.
“At least it’s not like finding Caldina’s thongs laying around oh, say EVERYWHERE,” Ferio shot back at Lafarga. “Because it’s gross, and no one wants to touch it and Umi makes comments about how she herself doesn’t even wear underwear and Clef likes it like that,” Ferio made a face.
“Hey I have to hear about how cute your TUSHIE is from Umi, who only knows about it because of how Fuu talks about it,” Clef shot back.
Ascot snored loudly as he drooled all over the table, his hand still clutching his mug.
“You guys need to stop talking about us,” Fuu said as she peaked in.
“Awe c’mon we didn’t even get to ask Lantis about Hikaru! We all know she’s a firery little nymph!” Lafarga complained.
“Bed time Ferio,” Fuu called into the room.
“That’s my cue!” Ferio said with a wink.
The guys watched him leave. Clef then turned to Lantis sand said, “so, how bout Hikaru?”
END
Rated: PG-13
Warning: drinking and sexual content
Ferio walked into one of the massive dinning rooms in the Cephiro castle and plopped down a big jug of what was the equivalent of beer in Cephrio.
“So how many of these have we drank in the last few hours?” Lafarga asked.
A skinny Ascot replied, “too many, you three are just messed up.”
Ferio filled up his mug once again and smiled to himself, having a guy’s night in was great. It wasn’t that he didn’t enjoy having the magic knights around all the time, especially Fuu who was the light of his life. But the girl can’t drink and doesn’t want to and to him it was really more of a guy thing anyway.
Lantis was happily drinking a 5th beer of the night and enjoying a night off for once in a long while. Not that there was too much to worry about now that they were without major threat to Cephiro, mostly just the occasional pirate here and there.
“Anyone seen the peanuts?” Asked a very intoxicated Clef.
“You ate them all,” Ferio replied. “Over an hour ago.”
Clef put his feet up on the table and leaned back, he sure as heck didn’t remember eating them, but hey who cares.
“I’ve got the munchies guys!” Ascot exclaimed suddenly. “And the sweats,” he began to remove his robes.
“HEY!” Ferio yelped as he jumped out of his seat, “we are DRINKING not doing DRUGS!”
Lantis rolled his eyes and took another shot of his drink.
Lafarga laughed. “That’s horrible, he’s so drunk he thinks he’s high.”
Ascot blushed and put his robes back the way they were supposed to be.
“So Ferio, how are things going with Fuu?” Lafarga asked as raised an eyebrow.
Ferio grinned, “Things are awesome with Fuu.”
“We sort of figured that out because you seem to always turn your music up really loud for about an hour,” Clef said with a wink to Lafarga.
Ferio chocked on his drink, “what, are you keeping track of me or something?”
“No, just taking bets on how long you guys can go!” Lafarga boomed with laughter.
“Well at least I haven’t done it in the library recently,” Ferio snapped at he gave Clef a glance.
“We were, working.” Clef chocked and set his mug down.
The sound of Ascots face colliding with the table although the hit didn’t seem to wake him suddenly interrupted them all.
“The kid is such a lightweight, my grandma could drink more than he does,” Lafarga said as he shook his head.
“At least it’s not like finding Caldina’s thongs laying around oh, say EVERYWHERE,” Ferio shot back at Lafarga. “Because it’s gross, and no one wants to touch it and Umi makes comments about how she herself doesn’t even wear underwear and Clef likes it like that,” Ferio made a face.
“Hey I have to hear about how cute your TUSHIE is from Umi, who only knows about it because of how Fuu talks about it,” Clef shot back.
Ascot snored loudly as he drooled all over the table, his hand still clutching his mug.
“You guys need to stop talking about us,” Fuu said as she peaked in.
“Awe c’mon we didn’t even get to ask Lantis about Hikaru! We all know she’s a firery little nymph!” Lafarga complained.
“Bed time Ferio,” Fuu called into the room.
“That’s my cue!” Ferio said with a wink.
The guys watched him leave. Clef then turned to Lantis sand said, “so, how bout Hikaru?”
END