FAKE CRUSH

[raych_ho]

so i have a fake crush on the young grocery boy at the jewell osco next to my apartment.  he's probably like 21 or something and he's a total babe.  and he's really nice and friendly and every time i go in and swoon.  last night he talked to me!  if i were 4 years younger, i'd totally shower and wear real pants to the grocery store, just for him.

Comments

[sarahlegg]

Haha, that's funny cause I always flirt with the little 18 year old boys at my local Whole Foods.

[bwaydiva3045]

I don't even shower and put on pants for my actual boyfriend! =)

[haikubandit]

how old are you, 40?

[raych_ho]

no i'll be 25 in less than a month :/

SO OLD>

[haikubandit]

I'll be 25 this year, am I old too?

[raych_ho]

YES