Dang furniture...
Today my nightstand ripped a hole in my back.
I got up to 5 to go to the bathroom and I the Genius left all the lights off. As I was coming back to bed, I sat down on the very edge of my bed, because it was dark and I didn't know what I was doing. Also, it was 5am, and I am never very lucid that early. Anyway, I slid off my bed and my back-flesh caught-through my shirt-on the (very very dull) corner of my nightstand and knocked the wind out of me for a solid ten minutes. It bled all over my bed, and I slept through that part.
And here are thoughts I may or may not have thought while I was curled up in a little ball on my floor, try to claw my way up onto my bed and failing:
-"I can't be dying - it's morning!"
-"Dying sucks."
-"I can't die! I have a lab report due Monday!"
-"I hope mom remembers to feed my cat and wash my car."
-"I wonder how stupid I look."
-"I should probably move my guitar - I think I just de-tuned it."
And that is why you should ALWAYS turn on the lights when you go to the bathroom. Learn from my mistakes - again.
-megan.
I got up to 5 to go to the bathroom and I the Genius left all the lights off. As I was coming back to bed, I sat down on the very edge of my bed, because it was dark and I didn't know what I was doing. Also, it was 5am, and I am never very lucid that early. Anyway, I slid off my bed and my back-flesh caught-through my shirt-on the (very very dull) corner of my nightstand and knocked the wind out of me for a solid ten minutes. It bled all over my bed, and I slept through that part.
And here are thoughts I may or may not have thought while I was curled up in a little ball on my floor, try to claw my way up onto my bed and failing:
-"I can't be dying - it's morning!"
-"Dying sucks."
-"I can't die! I have a lab report due Monday!"
-"I hope mom remembers to feed my cat and wash my car."
-"I wonder how stupid I look."
-"I should probably move my guitar - I think I just de-tuned it."
And that is why you should ALWAYS turn on the lights when you go to the bathroom. Learn from my mistakes - again.
-megan.