The Truth About FEMA Babies
Idol Mini-Season 2024
Prompt 12: “From the wreckage”
Due Date: Thursday, October 17, 2024
Political Satire
THE TRUTH ABOUT FEMA BABIES
“A North Carolina man was arrested on Saturday and accused of threatening federal emergency responders who have been administering aid since Hurricane Helene ravaged parts of the state last month”
New York Times, October 14, 2024
“Federal disaster personnel have resumed door-to-door visits as part of their hurricane-recovery work in North Carolina, an effort temporarily suspended amid threats that prompted officials to condemn the spread of disinformation.”
Associated Press, Oct. 15, 2024
THE NORTH CAROLINA CITIZENS MILITIA
If you are reading this, then you are a true American patriot, and God bless you!
This official communique is issued by the North Carolina Citizens Militia, Unit 42, Capt. Billy Joe Keever commanding.
Capt. Keever
After Hurricane Helene struck our Great State of North Carolina, we were OCCUPIED by the so-called Federal Emergency Management Agency. This is a powerful, secret government agency which has taken over our lives after Hurricane Helene, which it actually CREATED!!!!
FEMA pretends that they are here to help us. THIS IS A LIE! FEMA is here to destroy our God-fearing communities and round up our Patriots to keep us from restoring President Trump to the office that is rightfully his. It is a LIE that he lost to Sleepy Joe Biden and all true Americans know this!!!!
FEMA is a shadowy organization and only recently have real Americans been told the truth. God’s Warrior Marjorie Taylor Greene has exposed the use of space lasers to start wildfires in libtard California. The libtards should BURN!
Congresswoman Greene also told us that they are controlling the weather. We know this is true because we saw our President re-direct a hurricane using a Sharpie pen on a weather map to show Hurricane Dorian hitting Alabama. The fact that it didn’t only shows the mercy of our President!
FEMA is continuing Satan’s work in North Carolina. Here is a list of some of what FEMA is doing to YOU:
*Hurricane Helene was engineered by the government to seize lithium deposits in Chimney Rock
* FEMA has abandoned search and rescue efforts in order to bulldoze over Chimney RoEMA is stopping trucks with donations and confiscating supplies
*FEMA has diverted disaster money to the border to give to the lawless hordes invading our homeland to replace you
*FEMA will seize your property if you accept “aid” and then they will bulldoze your home
*FEMA is only providing $750 to disaster survivors. That’s it!
Thanks to the work of our proud Militia, we now know another horrible truth. FEMA IS STEALING OUR BABIES!
We have been told that the absence of newborn babies has been caused by agents of the secret FEMA Group 51. They have been going to hospitals in areas hit by the hurricane in order to steal any babies born during the hurricane. Some of these babies have the POWER to control the weather!!!!! FEMA takes these babies in order to test them for their abilities and they KEEP the ones who pass their test to use against us in the future.
If a baby fails the test, FEMA returns the baby to hide its real goal - control over all the United States. We have proof, but we can’t disclose it in order to protect our sources.
Unit 42 has also stationed armed warriors in all the maternity wards in the areas hit by Hurricane Helene to prevent this atrocity and to let FEMA know that they will not succeed! We know their PLANS and have STOPPED them cold! No babies have been stolen since our patriotic mission began.
We also plan to station armed guards at all voting stations to make sure that our election is Safe and Secure, and that only real citizens with proper identification papers can vote.
I know you are a TRUE AMERICAN and want to support our work. As God-fearing Christians, our warriors face persecution and arrest. They need money to feed their families and to pay their legal bills. They are sacrificing for YOU so you need to sacrifice for THEM!!!!
Please go to our donation site and pledge your generous support!
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Donations of $1,000 OR MORE will receive a plastic vial of President Trump’s sweat shed for you while he was playing golf, along with a certificate of authenticity signed by Captain Keever himself!
KEEP OUR AMERICA SAFE! SUPPORT UNIT 42 AND GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!
______________________
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Marjorie Taylor Greene’s space laser post:
https://x.com/JustinGrayWSB/status/1354870334655262724?s=20&t=R-kD8tYIXI2FDxqSF5oDOA
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s post that they control the weather:
https://x.com/mtgreenee/status/1842039774359462324?lang=en
“Trump Displays Altered Map Of Hurricane Dorian's Path To Include Alabama”
NPR, Sept. 4, 2019
https://www.npr.org/2019/09/04/757586936/trump-displays-altered-map-of-hurricane-dorians-path-to-include-alabama
The various FEMA conspiracies have been reported and have needed rebutting.
https://edwards.house.gov/media/press-releases/debunking-helene-response-myths
The baby conspiracy is fictional. With any luck, someone will pick it up and post it as real.
Prompt 12: “From the wreckage”
Due Date: Thursday, October 17, 2024
Political Satire
THE TRUTH ABOUT FEMA BABIES
“A North Carolina man was arrested on Saturday and accused of threatening federal emergency responders who have been administering aid since Hurricane Helene ravaged parts of the state last month”
New York Times, October 14, 2024
“Federal disaster personnel have resumed door-to-door visits as part of their hurricane-recovery work in North Carolina, an effort temporarily suspended amid threats that prompted officials to condemn the spread of disinformation.”
Associated Press, Oct. 15, 2024
THE NORTH CAROLINA CITIZENS MILITIA
If you are reading this, then you are a true American patriot, and God bless you!
This official communique is issued by the North Carolina Citizens Militia, Unit 42, Capt. Billy Joe Keever commanding.
Capt. Keever
After Hurricane Helene struck our Great State of North Carolina, we were OCCUPIED by the so-called Federal Emergency Management Agency. This is a powerful, secret government agency which has taken over our lives after Hurricane Helene, which it actually CREATED!!!!
FEMA pretends that they are here to help us. THIS IS A LIE! FEMA is here to destroy our God-fearing communities and round up our Patriots to keep us from restoring President Trump to the office that is rightfully his. It is a LIE that he lost to Sleepy Joe Biden and all true Americans know this!!!!
FEMA is a shadowy organization and only recently have real Americans been told the truth. God’s Warrior Marjorie Taylor Greene has exposed the use of space lasers to start wildfires in libtard California. The libtards should BURN!
Congresswoman Greene also told us that they are controlling the weather. We know this is true because we saw our President re-direct a hurricane using a Sharpie pen on a weather map to show Hurricane Dorian hitting Alabama. The fact that it didn’t only shows the mercy of our President!
FEMA is continuing Satan’s work in North Carolina. Here is a list of some of what FEMA is doing to YOU:
*Hurricane Helene was engineered by the government to seize lithium deposits in Chimney Rock
* FEMA has abandoned search and rescue efforts in order to bulldoze over Chimney RoEMA is stopping trucks with donations and confiscating supplies
*FEMA has diverted disaster money to the border to give to the lawless hordes invading our homeland to replace you
*FEMA will seize your property if you accept “aid” and then they will bulldoze your home
*FEMA is only providing $750 to disaster survivors. That’s it!
Thanks to the work of our proud Militia, we now know another horrible truth. FEMA IS STEALING OUR BABIES!
We have been told that the absence of newborn babies has been caused by agents of the secret FEMA Group 51. They have been going to hospitals in areas hit by the hurricane in order to steal any babies born during the hurricane. Some of these babies have the POWER to control the weather!!!!! FEMA takes these babies in order to test them for their abilities and they KEEP the ones who pass their test to use against us in the future.
If a baby fails the test, FEMA returns the baby to hide its real goal - control over all the United States. We have proof, but we can’t disclose it in order to protect our sources.
Unit 42 has also stationed armed warriors in all the maternity wards in the areas hit by Hurricane Helene to prevent this atrocity and to let FEMA know that they will not succeed! We know their PLANS and have STOPPED them cold! No babies have been stolen since our patriotic mission began.
We also plan to station armed guards at all voting stations to make sure that our election is Safe and Secure, and that only real citizens with proper identification papers can vote.
I know you are a TRUE AMERICAN and want to support our work. As God-fearing Christians, our warriors face persecution and arrest. They need money to feed their families and to pay their legal bills. They are sacrificing for YOU so you need to sacrifice for THEM!!!!
Please go to our donation site and pledge your generous support!
https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ads-gs-dd-kdhsearch-july2024?refcode=om2024_ads_gs_240721_hvfexmdonate_dd_us_all_donate&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwyL24BhCtARIsALo0fSD7pTEOKRPsvfijOtRhVR7ta59Je3STJ1lvZUgG7xhP2PmqmZJDpvAaArE6EALw_wcB
Donations of $1,000 OR MORE will receive a plastic vial of President Trump’s sweat shed for you while he was playing golf, along with a certificate of authenticity signed by Captain Keever himself!
KEEP OUR AMERICA SAFE! SUPPORT UNIT 42 AND GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!
______________________
Press Ctrl and click on a link.
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s space laser post:
https://x.com/JustinGrayWSB/status/1354870334655262724?s=20&t=R-kD8tYIXI2FDxqSF5oDOA
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s post that they control the weather:
https://x.com/mtgreenee/status/1842039774359462324?lang=en
“Trump Displays Altered Map Of Hurricane Dorian's Path To Include Alabama”
NPR, Sept. 4, 2019
https://www.npr.org/2019/09/04/757586936/trump-displays-altered-map-of-hurricane-dorians-path-to-include-alabama
The various FEMA conspiracies have been reported and have needed rebutting.
https://edwards.house.gov/media/press-releases/debunking-helene-response-myths
The baby conspiracy is fictional. With any luck, someone will pick it up and post it as real.