I was the offense tonight

[ray_durham]

I hit a monster homerun while the rest of the guys didn't do didly squat. This upsets the Sugarman. To conserve energy and avoid injury I like to do as little as possible and this is how you guys repay my kindness

Comments

[juliaschultz]

I don't understand. Mouth injury? what's he talking about, honey? Why would you be involved?

[brett_tomko]

Don't ask me. I don't get it either.

[juliaschultz]

That just sucks!

Oh... wait... um...

[brett_tomko]

It really blows that my teammates would make weird comments about me like that.

[ray_durham]

Just for that, you're gonna get the "Schmidt defense" tonight