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ray_durham

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Jun 05, 2005 19:21

We played well when our ace, Brett Tomko, pitched. I tied the game and we played well as a team ( Read more... )

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jason_schmidt June 6 2005, 04:00:38 UTC

THAT'S IT. I KNEW YOU HATED ME. WHY? WHY? WHY?! When you first signed here and Barry lit your underpants on fire, I was the one who went in the trash can and retrieved them for you. When Dustin Mohr held you upside down by your ankles over the balcony in Denver, I was the one who karate chopped him for hurting you. Why do you hate me so? I just want to be your friend.

ray_durham June 6 2005, 04:05:38 UTC

Your posts answer that question for you.

You will get no such help from the Sugarman until I forgive you. Rather than search for answers on why I hate you, you may want to search for your fastball.

jason_schmidt June 6 2005, 04:07:48 UTC

What do you want me to do? I already bought you the "Best of Barbara Streisand" box set but you said you needed MORE. WHAT MORE CAN I GIVE?!

noah_lowry June 6 2005, 05:05:51 UTC

Schmitty Doo, I don't think that milk carton really helped your case.

jason_schmidt June 6 2005, 06:42:18 UTC

That was a defense mechanism. HMPH.

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