Dream
A Beatles dream I had a long time ago.
(Please note, that my dreams are almost ALWAYS made up of nonsense. So although some factors are very true to life, pieces of insanity and things that just don't fit, sometimes, fall into the dream. And you may be shocked or just laugh.)
The Beatles are in their hotel room, just hanging out. And I think they had just gotten back from a show or something. Ringo is walking around blabbering about things, George is sort of having a conversation with Ringo, And Paul and John are sitting on the couch.
John: (To Paul) "So? What do you want to do now?"
Paul: "I dunno. I'm pretty worn out from our day."
John: "Yeah.. It was a pretty busy day, huh?"
Paul: "Yeah."
They both just sit for a while, not talking.
Finally, John turns on the telly. Paul sighs loudly, as if looking for attention. John looks at him, but ignores it after a moment.
Paul: *Stands up* "Well....... I'm gonna go..... Take- a BATH!" (In his extra deep, 'do you get what I'm saying?' voice.)
John: *Looks at him awkwardly.* "Okay? And?"
Paul: "Nothing, nothing, I'm just....... TELLING YOU that I'M going to take a BATH." (Emphasis on every full caps word.)
John stares at him for a minute. Then looks back to the TV. Paul sighs loudly again and stands in the middle of the room.
John looks back at him, and blinks slowly.
John: "I thought you were going to take a- BATH!" (Makes fun of Paul's deep voiced way of saying 'bath')
Paul: "Oh yes, I am." *Starts to walk way.* "Well alright, I'm gonna take.. A BATH now.
John: *Scrunches his nose.* "....... Okay. That's great Paul. Have fun."
Paul: *Sighs and goes into the bathroom.* (Just before closing the door) "Alright! Here, off I go! To take... A BATH!!" (Now 'bath is said dreamily.) *Bats his eyes at John and closes the door.*
John sits on the couch for a few minutes, staring at the TV. With a 'WTF?!' expression on his face.
John: *Listening to the water running for Paul's bath.* *Gasps and runs over to the bathroom door. Opens it and slips into the bathroom.*
Paul: *In bathtub, (MMMMM..... Thank God I have VERY detailed dreams.) looks up at John and smiles.* "Hey, I thought you'd never get it."
John: *Taking off his clothes. (Again thank God for me having VERY detailed dreams!) Smiles broadly.* "I almost didn't!"
Paul: *Laughs* "You're a moron."
John: "Yeah.. I know." *Gets into bath with Paul.*
Paul: "Mmmmmmmmm....." *Throws his arms around John and pulls him down on top of him.*
The two are kissing fiercely and rubbing against each other. A knock on the door interrupts them. (Damn.. T_T )
John : *Growls.* "What is it?"
Ringo: (Outside the door) "John! Come quick! The guy is here! Come here! John he's here!"
John: *Looks at Paul sadly. Grumbles. Gets out of the bath, puts on a towel. Goes to see what Ringo wants.*
Ringo is standing in the middle of the room, looking excitedly at John and pointing at a man whom is holding a vacuum cleaner.
Ringo: "John! He's here!!"
John: "Who's here?" (In the middle of the room in a towel. In front of some random guy.)
Ringo: *Points at the man.*
John: (Angrily) "And who the hell is HE?!?!?!?!?!"
Ringo: *Looks sad.* "John? He's the guy."
John: "I have NO idea, what you're talking about Ringo!!!!"
Ringo: *Looks like a just kicked puppy.* "But John."
John: (Yelling) "But John NOTHING! Do you realize what you've done?! No you don't, so let me enlighten you. You drug me away from fucking around with Paul, TO SHOW ME THAT THERE IS A MAN HERE WITH A VACUUM CLEANER!!"
Man with vacuum cleaner: "Uhm....." *Looks around awkwardly.*
Ringo: *Looks guilty. Like a just kicked puppy that pissed on the floor.*
John: (Still yelling) "I had him NAKED Ringo!!!! We were effing NAKED!! And you RUINED IT!!!"
Man with vacuum cleaner: O_o *Leaves*
John: *Sadly goes to sit on the couch.*
Paul: *Opens the bathroom door and is drying his hair, and is fully dressed. *
After a while, Paul comes out of the loo and sits on the couch next to John. (Who is still in nothing but a towel.) John looks terribly upset.
Paul: *Sighs.*
John: *Sighs too.*
Ringo: (Sulking like a scolded child.) *Goes to talk to George again.*
Paul: *Looks like he has an idea.* "Well.... I think I'm gonna go to my bedroom. And turn the lights down low, and crawl under the covers......" *Suggestively messes his hair up a little.* (And here comes the weird part. The year is most likely 1965, remember that.) (In an extremely suggestive, almost cheesy deep voice.) "Maybe put on a DVD..."
John: *Looks hopeful.* "Oh? What KIND of DVD???"
Paul: "What kind of DVD do you think I'd be watching in my bedroom, alone, with the lights down low?"
John: *Smirks evilly.* "What do you need a DVD for when you've got me?"
Paul: "I don't......" *Walks smoothly to the bedroom.* (In a lusty voice.) "That is.... If I do have you..." *Does the 'come here you' thing with his index finger.*
THE END!
(Please note, that my dreams are almost ALWAYS made up of nonsense. So although some factors are very true to life, pieces of insanity and things that just don't fit, sometimes, fall into the dream. And you may be shocked or just laugh.)
The Beatles are in their hotel room, just hanging out. And I think they had just gotten back from a show or something. Ringo is walking around blabbering about things, George is sort of having a conversation with Ringo, And Paul and John are sitting on the couch.
John: (To Paul) "So? What do you want to do now?"
Paul: "I dunno. I'm pretty worn out from our day."
John: "Yeah.. It was a pretty busy day, huh?"
Paul: "Yeah."
They both just sit for a while, not talking.
Finally, John turns on the telly. Paul sighs loudly, as if looking for attention. John looks at him, but ignores it after a moment.
Paul: *Stands up* "Well....... I'm gonna go..... Take- a BATH!" (In his extra deep, 'do you get what I'm saying?' voice.)
John: *Looks at him awkwardly.* "Okay? And?"
Paul: "Nothing, nothing, I'm just....... TELLING YOU that I'M going to take a BATH." (Emphasis on every full caps word.)
John stares at him for a minute. Then looks back to the TV. Paul sighs loudly again and stands in the middle of the room.
John looks back at him, and blinks slowly.
John: "I thought you were going to take a- BATH!" (Makes fun of Paul's deep voiced way of saying 'bath')
Paul: "Oh yes, I am." *Starts to walk way.* "Well alright, I'm gonna take.. A BATH now.
John: *Scrunches his nose.* "....... Okay. That's great Paul. Have fun."
Paul: *Sighs and goes into the bathroom.* (Just before closing the door) "Alright! Here, off I go! To take... A BATH!!" (Now 'bath is said dreamily.) *Bats his eyes at John and closes the door.*
John sits on the couch for a few minutes, staring at the TV. With a 'WTF?!' expression on his face.
John: *Listening to the water running for Paul's bath.* *Gasps and runs over to the bathroom door. Opens it and slips into the bathroom.*
Paul: *In bathtub, (MMMMM..... Thank God I have VERY detailed dreams.) looks up at John and smiles.* "Hey, I thought you'd never get it."
John: *Taking off his clothes. (Again thank God for me having VERY detailed dreams!) Smiles broadly.* "I almost didn't!"
Paul: *Laughs* "You're a moron."
John: "Yeah.. I know." *Gets into bath with Paul.*
Paul: "Mmmmmmmmm....." *Throws his arms around John and pulls him down on top of him.*
The two are kissing fiercely and rubbing against each other. A knock on the door interrupts them. (Damn.. T_T )
John : *Growls.* "What is it?"
Ringo: (Outside the door) "John! Come quick! The guy is here! Come here! John he's here!"
John: *Looks at Paul sadly. Grumbles. Gets out of the bath, puts on a towel. Goes to see what Ringo wants.*
Ringo is standing in the middle of the room, looking excitedly at John and pointing at a man whom is holding a vacuum cleaner.
Ringo: "John! He's here!!"
John: "Who's here?" (In the middle of the room in a towel. In front of some random guy.)
Ringo: *Points at the man.*
John: (Angrily) "And who the hell is HE?!?!?!?!?!"
Ringo: *Looks sad.* "John? He's the guy."
John: "I have NO idea, what you're talking about Ringo!!!!"
Ringo: *Looks like a just kicked puppy.* "But John."
John: (Yelling) "But John NOTHING! Do you realize what you've done?! No you don't, so let me enlighten you. You drug me away from fucking around with Paul, TO SHOW ME THAT THERE IS A MAN HERE WITH A VACUUM CLEANER!!"
Man with vacuum cleaner: "Uhm....." *Looks around awkwardly.*
Ringo: *Looks guilty. Like a just kicked puppy that pissed on the floor.*
John: (Still yelling) "I had him NAKED Ringo!!!! We were effing NAKED!! And you RUINED IT!!!"
Man with vacuum cleaner: O_o *Leaves*
John: *Sadly goes to sit on the couch.*
Paul: *Opens the bathroom door and is drying his hair, and is fully dressed. *
After a while, Paul comes out of the loo and sits on the couch next to John. (Who is still in nothing but a towel.) John looks terribly upset.
Paul: *Sighs.*
John: *Sighs too.*
Ringo: (Sulking like a scolded child.) *Goes to talk to George again.*
Paul: *Looks like he has an idea.* "Well.... I think I'm gonna go to my bedroom. And turn the lights down low, and crawl under the covers......" *Suggestively messes his hair up a little.* (And here comes the weird part. The year is most likely 1965, remember that.) (In an extremely suggestive, almost cheesy deep voice.) "Maybe put on a DVD..."
John: *Looks hopeful.* "Oh? What KIND of DVD???"
Paul: "What kind of DVD do you think I'd be watching in my bedroom, alone, with the lights down low?"
John: *Smirks evilly.* "What do you need a DVD for when you've got me?"
Paul: "I don't......" *Walks smoothly to the bedroom.* (In a lusty voice.) "That is.... If I do have you..." *Does the 'come here you' thing with his index finger.*
THE END!