NOTICE
When I rule the world:
Gift banks will be abolished. Instead, any family too poor to properly engage in the spiritually uplifting materialistic glee of 'Giftmas', (as I shall change the name to) shall be converted to Jehovah's Witnesses.
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On second thought, instead of creating an entire lower class of angry, narrow-minded, door-knocking, bible-pushing arse faces, we'll just... gas them or something.
That is all.
Gift banks will be abolished. Instead, any family too poor to properly engage in the spiritually uplifting materialistic glee of 'Giftmas', (as I shall change the name to) shall be converted to Jehovah's Witnesses.
...
On second thought, instead of creating an entire lower class of angry, narrow-minded, door-knocking, bible-pushing arse faces, we'll just... gas them or something.
That is all.