Haha I am looking for a job on craigslist and this is a post I came across (and yes I sent them my resume, haha)
I am looking for a non cheesy sales person who likes people, must be likable and friendly. Can relate to anyone that walks through the door, and build customer rapport and service on a personal level. Know our regulars by name. I cannot stress enough that you must have common sense - or street smarts if you will. I don't want a loser who just wants a paycheck, this job will not make you money if you can't sell. You will be responsible for knowing what clothing lines we carry and what products each offers. Also you will take special request and gather customer information in an organized fashion. Cash handling experience required. We specialize in urban style apparel, that has an underground feel. Attention to detail, and cleanliness are very important. This is a weekend position, with possible weekday fill-ins(not necessarily required).Please don't bother applying if your not into music, fashion or a unique style. Oh and by Urban I don't mean Ghetto or Crunked...
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/ret/354117695.html love it.