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[rawrsoangry]

Who's the laundry bitch around here? These bloodstains sure as fuck ain't gonna wash themselves out

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[no_good_tsuna]

[Bravely fulfilling his laundry boy duty anonymously through the notebooks]

I'm sorry, but you have to bring the laundry to the laundromat. We don't pick it up.

[rawrsoangry]

What shitty service.

Fine. Where the fuck's the damn laundry, then?

[no_good_tsuna]

It's in a building about a five minute walk away from the apartments. If you head toward the school you should see it.

[And he really hopes this guy comes when someone else is here, because he sounds scary and Tsuna doubts he can get all the blood stains out.]

[rawrsoangry]

So...left or right outta the door? Like I paid attention to where the fucking school was, shit.

[But are you REALLY that lucky, Tsuna? Really?]

[no_good_tsuna]

Sorry! I thought you might have seen it on the way into town. It's right.

[It could happen. Everyone needs to get some good luck now and then, right?]

[rawrsoangry]

Got it.

This suit better be fucking pristine when I get it back or I'm gonna be pissed.

[Sure. Theoretically. Why not? 8D]

[no_good_tsuna]

We'll do our best, sir! With some stains there is only so much you can do.

[*sob*]

[rawrsoangry]

Don't give me some pussy excuse, you useless scum, just clean the fucking suit.

[It's the start of a beautiful friendship? Or something?]

[no_good_tsuna]

Can't you just get a new suit if your old one is covered in blood?

[Tsuna's considering hiding behind the counter until Ritsuka takes over.]

[rawrsoangry]

Apparently this trash heap doesn't take my kind of currency, hence why I need to get a fucking job.

[Aha! Don't worry, Tsuna! Once Xanxus deigns to recognise that Laundry Bitch #2 is also Snotnosed Roomie he'll probably save himself the walk to the laundry and just force it on Ritsuka in the apartment~]

[no_good_tsuna]

Then how are you going to pay to have your laundry done? And now that I think of it, what are you going to wear while your laundry is being done?

[Oh, well that's good then. I feel bad Ritsuka of course, being buds and all... but we all have to adapt to these things.]

[rawrsoangry]

I borrowed some pants off a washing line, and you're going to launder this on goddamn credit for me. Out of the goodness of your fucking heart or whatever, I don't care.

Unless there's a job here that doesn't mind me showing up for a token interview in a bloodied suit, in which case I guess I'm good to fuckin' go, aren't I?

[It's a tough job but somebody's got to do it?]

[no_good_tsuna]

Credit? Since you need your suit for an interview I suppose that can be arranged. Just bring your clothes and we'll get right to work.

[The response looks calm, but he's freaking out on the other end looking for their special cleaning instructions.]

[rawrsoangry]

That's more like it.

[They're probably in Italian, if that even matters here. Hell, the damn thing's probably dry-clean only. XANXUS, YOU JERK.]

[no_good_tsuna]

Sorry for the confusion. Enjoy the rest of your evening.

[All Italian suits should come with instructions on how to get blood out of them! It has to be a common occurrence in the mob!]

[rawrsoangry]

Che.

[You would think by now that Xanxus would know the ol' 'spit'n'cold water' routine. Maybe he just ran out of spit?? MYSTERY.]