[I]
[a very irate Italian man is now wandering clueless about the town, glaring almightily and looking about ready to punch anybody who gets too close - ie within a ten-metre radius. Eventually he stops outside the city hall and just glares around, ranting]
What the fuck is going on in this shithole? When I find the scum who put me here and messed around with my head I'm going to tear his entrails out through his nose and use them for a fucking necklace. I don't appreciate waking up in a strange place with nothing to tell me what's happening and a brain full of gaping holes where I'm pretty damn certain important memories and information used to be. I don't even know where I'm from or what I did there.
Well, whatever I was, it must have been pretty fun, because my suit's covered in blood and it sure as fuck ain't mine. Hope I gutted some piece of trash when they took me down.
The rest of you shitheads better make way for Xanxus, because I am going to own this place in roughly two minutes. Fuck you.
And somebody get me something to drink.
[HAVE AN ANGRY XANXUS! :D oh wait that's the only kind of Xanxus. Well. Have him anyway?]
What the fuck is going on in this shithole? When I find the scum who put me here and messed around with my head I'm going to tear his entrails out through his nose and use them for a fucking necklace. I don't appreciate waking up in a strange place with nothing to tell me what's happening and a brain full of gaping holes where I'm pretty damn certain important memories and information used to be. I don't even know where I'm from or what I did there.
Well, whatever I was, it must have been pretty fun, because my suit's covered in blood and it sure as fuck ain't mine. Hope I gutted some piece of trash when they took me down.
The rest of you shitheads better make way for Xanxus, because I am going to own this place in roughly two minutes. Fuck you.
And somebody get me something to drink.
[HAVE AN ANGRY XANXUS! :D oh wait that's the only kind of Xanxus. Well. Have him anyway?]