thank you.
andrew kambanis,
i'd just like to thank you for sitting on the floor of my dorm room for the last ten minutes talking about your dinkleberries and asscrud and farting and whatnot. yes, i am sitting here wondering why we've been friends for the past five years.
andrew, i'd like to hurt you. i'd like to hurt my roommate for doing you, and bringing you into my living environment.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HAIR ON YOUR BALLS. AND NO HAIR DOES NOT FEEL LIKE SANDPAPER. stop making scary noises as you speak of unthinkable things. why can't you talk about normal things like puppies and candy, and leave the speak of nipple hair and fuzzy nippled nuns to thedoctors. ok thanks.
JUST SO EVERYONE ON MYSPACE KNOWS, ANDREW'S LEFT TESTICLE LOOKS LIKE A FETUS.
yeah, i just went there.
and thank you for talking about uncircumsized smelliness.
okay, i love you, andrew :-)
sincerely,
steff :-)
i'd just like to thank you for sitting on the floor of my dorm room for the last ten minutes talking about your dinkleberries and asscrud and farting and whatnot. yes, i am sitting here wondering why we've been friends for the past five years.
andrew, i'd like to hurt you. i'd like to hurt my roommate for doing you, and bringing you into my living environment.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HAIR ON YOUR BALLS. AND NO HAIR DOES NOT FEEL LIKE SANDPAPER. stop making scary noises as you speak of unthinkable things. why can't you talk about normal things like puppies and candy, and leave the speak of nipple hair and fuzzy nippled nuns to thedoctors. ok thanks.
JUST SO EVERYONE ON MYSPACE KNOWS, ANDREW'S LEFT TESTICLE LOOKS LIKE A FETUS.
yeah, i just went there.
and thank you for talking about uncircumsized smelliness.
okay, i love you, andrew :-)
sincerely,
steff :-)