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"i think i caught your aids"
"kas;fda789436"
"that was my jaw falling on the keyboard"
YourFavorite: so, why do you and your sister chase each other with forks?
[ The Dead Sea. the dead see. ]: i have a shirt that says spooning leads to forking. and she decided one day that i stole her fork, so she chases me around with a fork at random
[ The Dead Sea. the dead see. ]: she's partly the reason why i don't sleep, i think
YourFavorite: lol
"you killed my parents you son of a bitch."
"oo look. cheerleaders. Maybe they're giving away something."
"Like what? their virginity?"
"I'm gonna punch you in the face."
"Cheer up... or ___________?"
"Yeah, but it's okay, cuz my tindows are winded."
"Hey. My name is andee, and i hate anime."
"Oh go break a hip."
"i drink milk."
Me: "Hey. i bet you'll never guess what kind of shampoo this is. It's citrus smoothie.
Me: "Awww FUCK."
"Holy shit she hit me with a banana!!!!!!!!"
"No no no. You chew on the soft ones. you're supposed to suck on the hard ones."
^^Umm, that's not dirty. we were talking about caramel.
with my grandma.
"No. i mean. I am a ruthless, cut-throat bitch."
"My eyes hurt. i'm getting off."
"I've still got it in you?"
"i almost got caught on fire and your laughing" -Ashhelyy.
"Nobody has a bitch ass Can we all get along please??"
"kas;fda789436"
"that was my jaw falling on the keyboard"
YourFavorite: so, why do you and your sister chase each other with forks?
[ The Dead Sea. the dead see. ]: i have a shirt that says spooning leads to forking. and she decided one day that i stole her fork, so she chases me around with a fork at random
[ The Dead Sea. the dead see. ]: she's partly the reason why i don't sleep, i think
YourFavorite: lol
"you killed my parents you son of a bitch."
"oo look. cheerleaders. Maybe they're giving away something."
"Like what? their virginity?"
"I'm gonna punch you in the face."
"Cheer up... or ___________?"
"Yeah, but it's okay, cuz my tindows are winded."
"Hey. My name is andee, and i hate anime."
"Oh go break a hip."
"i drink milk."
Me: "Hey. i bet you'll never guess what kind of shampoo this is. It's citrus smoothie.
Me: "Awww FUCK."
"Holy shit she hit me with a banana!!!!!!!!"
"No no no. You chew on the soft ones. you're supposed to suck on the hard ones."
^^Umm, that's not dirty. we were talking about caramel.
with my grandma.
"No. i mean. I am a ruthless, cut-throat bitch."
"My eyes hurt. i'm getting off."
"I've still got it in you?"
"i almost got caught on fire and your laughing" -Ashhelyy.
"Nobody has a bitch ass Can we all get along please??"