FATBOY NEEDS COOKIE!
So another thrus started, I forced myself outta bed and hoped in the tub. Took my usual 8:00 bath before school.......yes thats right, BATH.......but anyways, after the bath I got dressed and left for class pretending I was awake. I was gonna get to school somewhat early so I figured I would take a trip to the local Borders to visit their fine little bakery. The only thing that was on my mind was a cup of milk and one of their DELECTABLE black and white cookies. I get there bout a half hour after the place is open, and I think to myself theres no WAY I wont be able to get a cookie. WRONG KEVIN. Not a black and white cookie in sight. Just all the yuppy pastry stuff. This boy wanted his cookie! After checking back about 5 times I accepted defeat and went to class. This one little mishap allows me to call this entire day a bad day. To this moment now I still want a black and white cookie. If you have some of these cookies in your possesion, contact me immediately.