Old ladies are funny...
The other day on The Price Is Right there was this old lady that refused to have someone help her spin the big wheel. So the first time she spins it didnt go all the way round so it didnt count. Second time she did it alone again and won a thousand dollars. So she waits her turn, no one beats her score, and she goes to take her bonus spin. Bob asks if she wants help and once again she says no. This lady spins the wheel, loses her balance, almost smashed her head into the wheel, slowly falls into the wall, and slides down to her butt. She couldnt manage to get herself up for a god 30 seconds. It may sound mean but that was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Anyone thats interested I have it saved on my Tivo, come over and take a gander!