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[rawley69]

There are few things that really matter in life.

A good grilled cheese sandwich is fucking heaven.

Too bad I can't have them on this diet.

Oh well, at least I'll be dead sexy.

Comments

[kodama19]

You're already dead sexxxy... *rawr*

[hankdmoose]

wyrd

[character_flaw]

that's exactly what I was going to say.

I think it's weird ol' Jason calls grilled cheese "toasted" cheese. Hmm.

I just call it yummy. Oh, you're making me sooooo...hungry?

[rawley69]

I thought I made you horny?

[character_flaw]

well, yeah, you do.

But thinking about grilled cheese made me hungry, rather than horny.

Besides, you're all talk. You've been in my bed THREE TIMES and not ONCE did you try to take advantage of me. I am VERY disappointed. ;)

[rawley69]

At least I was all the way naked that one time.

[character_flaw]

yeah, but that was a stunt cock.

[rawley69]

Hey, how ya doin?

Hey, how ya doin?

Hey, how ya doin?

*slaps ass*

[character_flaw]

that's some hot shit right there!!

[rawley69]

Suck that cock!

[character_flaw]

I think unicorns are kickass. I ate a grilled-cheese sandwich in your honor. And then I got myself off in your honor, too.

[rawley69]

Thanks. Now I just need someone to get me off in my honor.

[character_flaw]

aw. Remember my sage advice from long ago:

Don't wank and drive.

I'm sure you'll be cuming up to C-U sometime soon. Maybe we can negotiate over O ~n~ O's. ::wink::

[rawley69]

K, I never wank and drive.

And what are O and O's?

Owned and Operated?

[character_flaw]

you know what? I don't know what the hell the O's mean. I know one of the Os means Orange. It's Bacardi Orange Rum and Orange drink. What I got toasty with on my birfday.

[rawley69]

Mmm sweet succulent alcohol.