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Jan 04, 2005 22:07



In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Stop being a productive member of society.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Find out who I got that STD from.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Eat at least 2 pigeons a week.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Spend more time surfing porn at work.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Bang the girl who lives next door.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Become a slut.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Invent a better pizza.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Molest more hamsters.

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