Feb 12, 2008 01:10
AIM IM with JP500fr.
12:57 AM
John: oh sheeit
Me: why hello there
JOhn: i heard you're stealing my old friend's heart again
Me: i have no comment
John: that's all i need to hear
Me: haha
Me: all i will say
John:i've known for years that i'll eventually have to deal with you
John:as my sister in law
John:or whatever it's called
Me: is that the black magic book i borrowed from the library is working
Me: oh lord
John:you black magic witch
John:what did you do to him
Me: you better be careful though
Me: colleen asked to borrow it
John:you better be careful
Me: well
Me: she has a bf right now
Me: but... lets be honest
Me: she has had one before
John: oh f that
John: we're talking about you here
Me: ha ha
John: although my roommate was asking from where cliff knew you
John: and i explained that it was long, long ago
Me: "jester rat"
Me: those are cliffs words, not my own
Me: just tell him that
John: you'll never replace me
Me: i dont intend to
John: and if you try
John: well, i've watched enough law & order to put an end to it
Me: haha
Me: i think i understand your relationship with cliff better than most
Me: you should at least be glad for that
John: and if you and cliff end up together, ughh...i know i'm going to have to end up with colleen
John: i just don't think i'm ready for that
John: so watch it, lady
Me: no need to worry
Me: colleen was never good at casting spells
John: i'll tell lies, i'll bury bodies
Me: plus
John: so just keep an eye out
Me: well, there is always halley if you dont want colleen
Me: hahahahhaa
John: last i checked, all your friends were cazy
Me: false
Me: well...
John: and i just know i'm going to submit to one of them
Me: all girls are crazy
Me: my friends are on the more sane end of the spectrum
John: we're going to be neighbors one day
John: so be nice
Me: neighbors?!
John: well, cliff and i are
Me: look
Me: your apt is too far from 6th street
John: so i assume
Me: im staying where i am
John: oh yeah, i meant to ask, will your dad buy me a condo in the area?
John: because i kind of felt like we had a connection
John: and i really liked that column in the room i got
Me: hahahha
Me: you can have a condo, when i get a condo
John: that's binding
Me: assuming i get one
Me: which isnt in the cards
John: please
John: it is
John: i'll have a talk with the old man
John: don't worry
John: ok, i'm out.
John: a word of advice: don't steal what isn't yours
Me: kenneth.thompson@iownallthehotelsintheworld.com
Me: feel free to email my dad
Me: sometimes it takes him awhile to respond... real busy
John: i already have his home number
Me: he travels
Me: so you will prob only get my mom
John: give your mom a tap on the ass for me
Me: but hey, she might be a good alternative to colleen
John: no arguments here
Me: this is a disturbing conversation
Me: ill let you go
John: catch you on the flip side
John: peace outside
Me: goodnight