Grrr
Note to the miserable POS who deliberately swerved and ran over the turtle before I could cross the road to save it...
It is my sincerest wish that you find as much mercy, sympathy, and compassion in your time of need, and may your chosen Deity reward you in the manner you so richly deserve.
To my sweetheart - thanks for trying. And for listening to me afterwards. And for the hugs.