Dean/Jerry + Frank quotes
Jerry: I'm a Princess of far-off India an also a great movie star...
Dean: A princess of India & a great movie star? What movie star are you?
Jerry: I am Rita Hayworth
Dean: You're Rita Hayworth? But you're not even on the road to being a princess of India.
Jerry: I might not be on the right road but I'm sure following the right Ali!
Jerry: 'I love being in the middle.'
Dean to Jerry: 'I always knew you'd marry a guy.'
Jerry to Dean: 'I'll be carrying you in my heart where ever I go, because I love you.'
Dean: 'I know, I love you too, Jerry.'
Dean to Jer: 'I love you, and I mean it."
Jer: 'Here's to seventy-two years of joy you've given the world. Why we broke up, I'll never know.'
Dean into Jer's ear: 'Come on, Jer. I'll show you the real world.'
Jerry: O Dean, I am so unworthy of you.
Jerry: 'Jeannie and I had our conflicts - we both loved the same man after all!'
Dean to Jer: "Don't you understand? I just lost one of the only two male loves I had in my life. Him (Dino jr.) and you."
Jerry Lewis:
"You see, the one thing that [newspaper columnist] Walter Winchell told me that night -- he saw us at the Havana Madrid -- and I was sitting having a drink with him after the show and he said, "You know what's wonderful about what you two guys are doing?" And he's talking like we're an act. We're not an act. He said, "I love the way you look at him." I said I didn't know it was that evident. "You know, that's part of the magic - and the way he looks at you".
Jerry about Sean Hayes: 'He is so cute -- I got a groupie playing me.'
Jerry fondly recounts to Larry King that Dean and him had private times that absolutely no one was aware of, and said, "They were OUR times."
Jerry: 'Dean Martin was the greatest love of my life.'
Jerry to Bob Hope: What'ya lookin' at me for, I didn't do nothin'...
Bob Hope: You're just a sweet boy that's all.
Jerry *flirtingly*: Really...
Bob: Yeah, that's why I'm here, I'm not really after him (Dean)
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Dean about Frank: 'Frank is my dearest, closest friend. In fact, we slept together last night.'
Frank: 'I love Dean Martin and if that upsets Anita Bryant than so be it.'
Dean: 'Tell Frank I was better in bed than he was last night.'
Sid Avery says about Dean/Frank: 'They would have killed for each other. I'm not alltogether sure they didn't.'
Dean while singing King of the Road strikes an effeminate pose and sings: 'Queen of the Road!'
Sammy says to Dean after Frank slaps his butt for the fourth time: 'Have you ever seen an Italian cut? I'm gonna cut him if he touches me one more time!"
Frank: 'I loved Harry James, loved him for a long time. I nearly broke his arm so he wouldn't get away. I called Nancy and told her to quit her job. She was going to travel on the road with me and James. The world looked good, golden, glorious.'
Ava Gardner: 'Making love to Frank is like sleeping with a woman...'
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Just for fun...
Betty Garble: 'That guy (Frank S.) sings like Clark Gable makes love.'
... which of course is the stupidest thing I ever heard before in my life, just for the fact that Clark Gable had like the smallest prick in Hollywood, ain't no such thing as a Clark Gable who could satisfy anyone - man or woman - in bed... XD
Don't believe me? Then read 'Hollywood's Silent Closet' written by one of Hollywood's most prominent male tramps who slept with everyone from Peter Lawford, Clark Gable, Valentino, Charlie Chaplin and hundreds of others... *cough* slut *cough*