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Dating Tips for Gamers
Alone this Valentine's Day? It's probably your own fault for not being a "l33t haxx0r" of love. Study these timeless secrets of romance -- guaranteed to transform you from lady-less to ladies man.
When you offer a girl some bubbly, make sure you're not referring to Mountain Dew.
Your Xbox Live Gamerscore has no relation to your ability to score.
Try to refrain from shouting, "I pwned u! Noob!" Especially in bed.
Make no mention of 'Dragon Ball Z.' Ever.
Real girls don't come with rumble packs, but they do provide force feedback where appropriate.
Please don't tell her you want to see other people because you "Gotta catch 'em all."
Don't preface a romantic dinner with the phrase, "Wizard needs food, badly."
Don't tell her your XXL 'Halo' shirt is like Victoria's Secret for men.
No matter how many times you try, Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A won't unlock her "bonus stage."
Don't tell her you're athletic if the closest you've gotten to pigskin is eating pork rinds while playing 'Madden.'\
Alone this Valentine's Day? It's probably your own fault for not being a "l33t haxx0r" of love. Study these timeless secrets of romance -- guaranteed to transform you from lady-less to ladies man.
When you offer a girl some bubbly, make sure you're not referring to Mountain Dew.
Your Xbox Live Gamerscore has no relation to your ability to score.
Try to refrain from shouting, "I pwned u! Noob!" Especially in bed.
Make no mention of 'Dragon Ball Z.' Ever.
Real girls don't come with rumble packs, but they do provide force feedback where appropriate.
Please don't tell her you want to see other people because you "Gotta catch 'em all."
Don't preface a romantic dinner with the phrase, "Wizard needs food, badly."
Don't tell her your XXL 'Halo' shirt is like Victoria's Secret for men.
No matter how many times you try, Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A won't unlock her "bonus stage."
Don't tell her you're athletic if the closest you've gotten to pigskin is eating pork rinds while playing 'Madden.'\