Free Writing
Kelly's phone just went off and although I can't be 100 percent sure, it totally sounded like some manner of hip hop booty shaking song. What's up with that? Also, what's up with everyone being late all the time? Like I guess they have other shit to do in their lives or something, but still... In order to receive and stay on financial aid, you have to have and maintain a 2.0 GPA. Granted, that really shouldn't be too difficult, but I would do everything I can to make sure the 2.0 is a 100 percent guarantee. Seems like showing up to class on time would be an easy first step. The easiest first step, in fact. I got my student I.D. today. It's actually surprisingly cute, despite my greasy hair and the impetigo that is leprously barnacles across my left cheek. I think the lady was being generous and used a brightness setting that not only makes me whiter than I already am, but also washes away my facial imperfections.