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I heard a news story on the radio this past week saying that GM had lost $1 billion last year.
Since the news report did not say anyone had reported finding $1 billion laying around, it must still be out there somewhere. I figure GM might be willing to offer some sort of reward for its return. (They'd sure have a better chance of getting it back if they did.)
If not, maybe I'll send them an email and say "I've found your missing $1 billion. If you can identify it, its yours. Otherwise, I'm keeping it."
Now all I have to do is find it. Shouldn't be too hard, though. A billion dollars can't hide just anywhere, you know.
I've already offered to take my co-workers out to lunch -- anywhere in the world -- when I find it! :-)
Isn't life grand?
Since the news report did not say anyone had reported finding $1 billion laying around, it must still be out there somewhere. I figure GM might be willing to offer some sort of reward for its return. (They'd sure have a better chance of getting it back if they did.)
If not, maybe I'll send them an email and say "I've found your missing $1 billion. If you can identify it, its yours. Otherwise, I'm keeping it."
Now all I have to do is find it. Shouldn't be too hard, though. A billion dollars can't hide just anywhere, you know.
I've already offered to take my co-workers out to lunch -- anywhere in the world -- when I find it! :-)
Isn't life grand?