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Well i was discussing physics teacher extrodinaire Sabina Kahn-Nelson with a certain Asim Jaweed. eventually we got to the subject of her false south-asianness.
2 south asians discussing ms. sabina kahn, physics teacher extrodinare and poser south asian:
M Jaweed2001: I BET SHE DOESN"T EVEN WEAR SOUTH ASIAN CLOTHES ON OCCASION
M Jaweed2001: AND GO TO SOUTH ASIAN PARTIES
IhateRavioli: GOD
IhateRavioli: FALIURE TEACHER
IhateRavioli: I BET SHE CANT EVEN MAKE A DAHL CURRY
well, mr asim jaweed decided to take it upon himself to quote me in his profile as such:
IhateRavioli: I BET SHE CANT EVEN MAKE A DAHL CURRY
IhateRavioli: MRS KHAN IS AN INSULT TO SOUTH ASIANS
about half an hour later, i receive the following IM:
adilkhan311U2 (11:22:41 PM): hey
adilkhan311U2 (11:23:02 PM): i was reading my cousin's profile
adilkhan311U2 (11:23:06 PM): are you dissing my mom?
adilkhan311U2 (11:23:11 PM): where do you live?
adilkhan311U2 (11:23:18 PM): my cousin is asim
time passes...
IhateRavioli (11:50:49 PM): is that your cousin
M Jaweed2001 (11:50:53 PM): LOL YES
IhateRavioli (11:50:54 PM): and is their last name khan
M Jaweed2001 (11:50:54 PM): oh god
M Jaweed2001 (11:50:56 PM): yes
M Jaweed2001 (11:50:57 PM): hahahaha
apparently, this cousin of asim's failed to realize that there might be a remote possiblility that there are other Kahns in the world???
M Jaweed2001 (11:55:17 PM): haha i guess my cousin is SELF CONCIOUS that his mom doesn't cook indian food often
M Jaweed2001 (11:55:23 PM): insecure
well, asim's stalker-cousin i am deeply sorry. twas not your mother that i was referring to, but our physics teacher. now we come to the real question - why are you moving on from stalking asim to stalking asim's friends??? finally, this young man decided to submit his full apology.
adilkhan311U2 (11:58:19 PM): dude, i'm just messing around
right.
M Jaweed2001 (12:00:28 AM): hes in med school
M Jaweed2001 (12:00:37 AM): so old
M Jaweed2001 (12:00:41 AM): he sitll checks my profile
M Jaweed2001 (12:00:52 AM): and then bugs me abotu girls
thus concluded my night
2 south asians discussing ms. sabina kahn, physics teacher extrodinare and poser south asian:
M Jaweed2001: I BET SHE DOESN"T EVEN WEAR SOUTH ASIAN CLOTHES ON OCCASION
M Jaweed2001: AND GO TO SOUTH ASIAN PARTIES
IhateRavioli: GOD
IhateRavioli: FALIURE TEACHER
IhateRavioli: I BET SHE CANT EVEN MAKE A DAHL CURRY
well, mr asim jaweed decided to take it upon himself to quote me in his profile as such:
IhateRavioli: I BET SHE CANT EVEN MAKE A DAHL CURRY
IhateRavioli: MRS KHAN IS AN INSULT TO SOUTH ASIANS
about half an hour later, i receive the following IM:
adilkhan311U2 (11:22:41 PM): hey
adilkhan311U2 (11:23:02 PM): i was reading my cousin's profile
adilkhan311U2 (11:23:06 PM): are you dissing my mom?
adilkhan311U2 (11:23:11 PM): where do you live?
adilkhan311U2 (11:23:18 PM): my cousin is asim
time passes...
IhateRavioli (11:50:49 PM): is that your cousin
M Jaweed2001 (11:50:53 PM): LOL YES
IhateRavioli (11:50:54 PM): and is their last name khan
M Jaweed2001 (11:50:54 PM): oh god
M Jaweed2001 (11:50:56 PM): yes
M Jaweed2001 (11:50:57 PM): hahahaha
apparently, this cousin of asim's failed to realize that there might be a remote possiblility that there are other Kahns in the world???
M Jaweed2001 (11:55:17 PM): haha i guess my cousin is SELF CONCIOUS that his mom doesn't cook indian food often
M Jaweed2001 (11:55:23 PM): insecure
well, asim's stalker-cousin i am deeply sorry. twas not your mother that i was referring to, but our physics teacher. now we come to the real question - why are you moving on from stalking asim to stalking asim's friends??? finally, this young man decided to submit his full apology.
adilkhan311U2 (11:58:19 PM): dude, i'm just messing around
right.
M Jaweed2001 (12:00:28 AM): hes in med school
M Jaweed2001 (12:00:37 AM): so old
M Jaweed2001 (12:00:41 AM): he sitll checks my profile
M Jaweed2001 (12:00:52 AM): and then bugs me abotu girls
thus concluded my night