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Amycus mcdolohov July 14 2007, 13:02:15 UTC
What're you doing? Distracting me from Professor Binn's incredibly important and facinating lecture on the first Wizard Parliament! You horrible, horrible Ravenclaw.

You're not really look at me, are you? I'm going to drop my parchment and check and I want to see your face.

Oh. Is something wrong with your quill, love? That's not... that could be the joke quill I got from Zonkos. It's been missing.

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Re: Amycus ravingamy July 14 2007, 13:17:50 UTC
So that's why this thin refuses o write properly! I thought it was hexed, or something.

that's me, incredibly naughty , are you going to punish me?

Don't turn around. It will look weird. We can continue writing in here, no one will eer know.

Here, I shall decorate my paper with hearts for you.

♥♥♥♥♥

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Re: Amycus mcdolohov July 14 2007, 13:22:52 UTC
Sorry. This'll teach me not to leave my things lying around your room, doesn't it? I'll keep better track next time. Sorry.

...Possibly. This is a very good idea.

Damn. Fine. But I want to see you. And Binns is boring. I'd rather stare at you but Goyle is trying to copy my notes.

Clever. ♥

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Re: Amycus ravingamy July 14 2007, 13:31:53 UTC
It 's alight. Why did you want a joke quill anyway? Much less in it oer to my dorm?

pity you're not all that threatening when you're nodding off to sleep in class.

I et a good view of you neck though. that's good enough for me. Do you know what I want to do to that spot on you neck? I can almost taste you from here.

Of course, I'm a raenclaw after all.

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Re: Amycus mcdolohov July 14 2007, 13:41:41 UTC
I only use that quill for doing lines in detention. Didn't mean to keep it lying about in your dorm. It makes you write like a prat. Don't use that for any exams, okay? If you need a new one, I could 'drop' mine and you could pick it up on the way out of the classroom.

That was only a moment ago. I'm wide awake now. I'm talking to you.

...Stop that. I'm sitting next to Goyle! What's he going to think if I'm tenting my pants in Binns' class?

The best and smartest I've ever met.

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Re: Amycus ravingamy July 14 2007, 13:52:53 UTC
Doesn't that et you into more trouble? I messes up you lines, right? I won't. I think I'll e fine. I don' have any more classes after this, so I can et my normal quills.

I'm flattered. Even if I thought you looked rather cute nodding off.

Wasn't that the point? I could talk dirty to you here, and you would e squirming in you seat, right where I can see you. Isn't it exciting?

Oh you sweettalker.

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Re: Amycus mcdolohov July 14 2007, 13:57:32 UTC
Sometimes. Other times, it gives the professors a head ache. That's enough to make my day.

You like that, do you? Watching me fall asleep. Don't think I don't notice. I find it both weird and disturbing, but as long as you don't shave my eyebrows off in my sleep, I will tolerate your weirdness.

This is most unfair.

That, I can do.

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Re: Amycus ravingamy July 14 2007, 14:09:07 UTC
You need to lean to not get yourself into more trouble than you already are. My heart will ache fo you.

Why is it weird? It's pretty sweet, don't you think? You mean you don't watch me when I sleep?

Shall I give you more details? Like how I'd like o run my tongue over that sensitive spot on you ea. I'll kiss you, slide my hands under you shit and shoe you against that tale goyle is peering over you at now.

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Re: Amycus mcdolohov July 14 2007, 14:16:27 UTC
There aren't a lot of fun things that won't get me in trouble. But I'm trying to cut back on it. Detention gets in the way of spending my time with you.

Because I snore when I sleep. Snoring isn't sweet. I watch you and then I snuggle close and then I start snoring, so no, I don't normally watch you while you sleep. Should I?

...Thank goodness that quill's the joke quill. Otherwise I'd be in trouble.

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Re: Amycus ravingamy July 14 2007, 14:24:00 UTC
I'm lad you realised.

Hm... You look adorable when you sleep. I don't know how I look when I sleep though, so I won't be able to advise you on that.

I hate this quill. Oh, Amara knows we're flirtin. He thinks so anyway. I don't know how he could tell.

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Re: Amycus mcdolohov July 14 2007, 14:30:42 UTC
I love you too, you silly duck.

I've been told I have my mouth open when I sleep. That's not adorable. You look pretty when you sleep. Which is why I have to put my arms around you so no one can come and steal you away while I'm passed out.

I'll tell you how he knows: I've got my head bowed over my quill while Binns is in full swing about something boring, I'm shifting uncomfortably in my chair and adjusting my trousers, and my ears are burning. Tell him to mind his own business.

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Re: Amycus ravingamy July 14 2007, 14:40:58 UTC
We're a fine pair aren't we? Silly goose?

Petty? I'm not a girl. You do look adorable, dorky but adorable. that's one o you attractive points, you just don't realise it. No one's going to seal me away, you twat. I though you said you didn't watch me while I slept.

true. You can tell him yourself, i'ts not a locked post. You can see it too. You ears are so cute, did you know?

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Re: Amycus mcdolohov July 14 2007, 14:56:01 UTC
Very fine. As long as you don't call me 'cabbage' or any other vegetation.

A pretty boy then. You make my knees buckle. I'm not dorky! I like making sure. I said I didn't watch, meaning I don't stand guard and watch you sleep. But if by 'watch,' you mean make sure you stay put, something short of tying our wrists together 'watch,' then I do that, yeah.

Not when it's turning red like this. Goyle's just asked me if I was running a fever. I hope you're happy!

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Re: Amycus ravingamy July 14 2007, 15:05:15 UTC
broccoli. I think you make a cute broccoli.

I suppose that's the best I'll get. See, here you go with he bondage again. I wonder about you sometimes.

You should tell him you're got it bad for binns. I can see his reaction from here and be amused.

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Re: Amycus mcdolohov July 14 2007, 15:10:32 UTC
Call me that and I will call you a carrot. Or a caulliflower. Or a potato. Take your pick.

What's wrong with bondage? I thought you enjoyed it.

What? No! I've got a reputation to maintain, Amycus. Binns. Give me a little decency.

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Re: Amycus ravingamy July 14 2007, 15:19:39 UTC
Ew. A least a broccoli can be cute. How is a carrot cute?

I do, but you seem to enjoy it a lot more. It's ordering on being unhealthy, this fixation. Oh and Amara knows about that incident with the ties. Apparently those were his.

Hm. Okay, fair enough. Which Professor are you most likely to have the hots for? be honest.

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