"methink me turn 22 today"

[raving_vagrant]

kari...

wake up, kari...

the matrix has you...

...

i could say something relevant about the recent shitty turn of events, but...
i'd rather not.

"my ass has turned into a giant crab! and it's pinching my ass!!!"

ohh, the wonders of escapism...

i turn 22. saturday. yay, a whole new year.

"i came up to wish you an unhappy birthday.
someone call the ambulance,
there's gonna be an accident."

fuck it.
-poW.