"who will shave yer hole (if you won't shave yer own?)"

Nov 01, 2005 15:55

Q: "when do we return to transylvania, huh??"
A: as soon as you bring back moose and squirrel.

ah, drooling imbeciles of the world, do not be afraid.
yer fears are just there to be conquered.

me? i used to be afraid of men dying during sex.
now, i'm keeping score!!

you must excuse me now, you see, proper edicate dictates that one excuse themself before shitting blood.
so, i bid you adieux. next time i see you, you will be much smaller and coming out my other end.

and that reminds me of a sad, sad story...

...Booyah Bunny was hopping when the pig shit on her. the shit was huge and broke Booyah's spiney.
(I will never forget you...)
-poW.-

ps. don't wake up. (the chewwy monkey is biting yer face.)
pss. somewhere, not a grocery store, a day begins...
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