KARI FOR PRESIDENT!! insolent fools.
today is election day, oh joy of joys. thus, tonite i cling to a bottle, and weep for the future of this "glorious country of ours"... either way it goes... much weeping. however, i do feel there is a lesser of the two evils, and that is john forbes kerry. jfk v2.0...
so, get off yer lazy punk rock asses (that is, if aforementioned asses are over the age of 18 and registered asses, to boot) and go vote kerry....
i see you all being all like "we're "punk rock", we're "political" and want to bitch about the current state of affairs, but we are lazy and stooopid and don't want to get off our bum-bums for an hour to go do anything about it." quit yer bitching and go fucking vote. vote now. vote democrat.
oh and... yeah i know yer thinkin "but last election proves that yer vote doesn't make a flipping difference and blah blah" BUT... in our system, it is the only voice that we have at all, it is our only hope fer making a difference in the slightest, AAAAND.. i assure you after the controversy of the last election, such mistakes shall NOT happen again.
and fer all you dumb fucks who are like "i'mma vote 3rd party!" INSOLENT FOOLS!!! don't you realize that in this bi-partisan system there is ABSOLUTELY NOT A FUCKING CHANCE IN HELL 3RD PARTY WILL EVER, EVER, EVER, NEVER EVER RECIEVE ENOUGH VOTES EVER?!?! voting 3rd is like... why don't you just fucking vote fer bush numbnuts? you may as well be! yer throwing yer vote away, only making it all the more likely that our current moron president will be reinstated. FOOLS!!! HEAR ME!! BEND TO MY WILL!! VOTE KERRY!!! NOW!
did i say vote kerry??... i meant... uh... KARI FOR PRESIDENT!!! MWAHAHAHA!! fools.
yer lord and master,
that.CUNT.kari.(for.president.)
"Behold, I will create new heavens and a new Earth. The former things will not be remembered, nor will they come to mind."
Third Isaiah (4th century BC)
so, get off yer lazy punk rock asses (that is, if aforementioned asses are over the age of 18 and registered asses, to boot) and go vote kerry....
i see you all being all like "we're "punk rock", we're "political" and want to bitch about the current state of affairs, but we are lazy and stooopid and don't want to get off our bum-bums for an hour to go do anything about it." quit yer bitching and go fucking vote. vote now. vote democrat.
oh and... yeah i know yer thinkin "but last election proves that yer vote doesn't make a flipping difference and blah blah" BUT... in our system, it is the only voice that we have at all, it is our only hope fer making a difference in the slightest, AAAAND.. i assure you after the controversy of the last election, such mistakes shall NOT happen again.
and fer all you dumb fucks who are like "i'mma vote 3rd party!" INSOLENT FOOLS!!! don't you realize that in this bi-partisan system there is ABSOLUTELY NOT A FUCKING CHANCE IN HELL 3RD PARTY WILL EVER, EVER, EVER, NEVER EVER RECIEVE ENOUGH VOTES EVER?!?! voting 3rd is like... why don't you just fucking vote fer bush numbnuts? you may as well be! yer throwing yer vote away, only making it all the more likely that our current moron president will be reinstated. FOOLS!!! HEAR ME!! BEND TO MY WILL!! VOTE KERRY!!! NOW!
did i say vote kerry??... i meant... uh... KARI FOR PRESIDENT!!! MWAHAHAHA!! fools.
yer lord and master,
that.CUNT.kari.(for.president.)
"Behold, I will create new heavens and a new Earth. The former things will not be remembered, nor will they come to mind."
Third Isaiah (4th century BC)