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I'm Dreaming Of A Pointless Christmas - 6918
It was Christmas Eve. Hibari sat thoughtfully in a roof, sipping weak eggnog.
He looked at the strong tonfa hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Mukuro had hung it there, just before they looked at each other unexpectedly and then fell into each other's arms and sung each other's arm.
If only I hadn't been so interesting, Hibari thought, pouring a angry amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Mukuro might not have got so calm and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away an useless tear and held his tongue in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then an agressive voice lifted gently up in song.
I'm dreaming of a pointless Christmas
Just like a bat out of hell
Hibari ran to the door. It was Mukuro, looking deathly all over with snow.
"I missed you wildly," Mukuro said. "And I wanted to hug your arm again."
Hibari hugged Mukuro and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Mukuro said.
"I think so too," Hibari said and they hugged each other's arm until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted hibird lip and lived sexily until Hibari got drunk again.
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE HIBIRD AS A FOOD!!! >_<
To Down Kiss - D18
Hibari and Dino were celebrating an available Valentine's Day together. Hibari had cooked a cool dinner and they ate on the school roof by candlelight.
"My darling," Dino said, stroking Hibari's eye, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Hibari. "It is but an own token of my lively love."
Hibari opened the box. Inside was a thoughtful tonfa! He gazed at it decisively. Then he gazed at Dino decisively. "It's strong," Hibari said. "Come here and let me kiss you."
Just then, a childish crone sprang out of hiding and cackled have a foot in the door. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a stoic voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Dino read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other carelessly as the crone cackled some more. Hibari's hair began to tremble. Then Dino shrugged, pulled out a whip, and hit the crone on her lip. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Hibari said and kissed Dino seperately. "This is a full Valentine's Day!"
They individually burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they kissed each other all night long.
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Ah, I've seen this story in
shin_e's~ LOL.. mine is better~ *is shot*
The Sad Stranger - DinoxSqualo
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Dino strode along the path, making for Devious Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Odd Water, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Hair.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his gentle whip just in time to face the angry man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck mindlessly, and Dino barely raised his whip to meet the attack. They fought long and doubtfully until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Dino found himself forced to one knee, the man's whip pressed to his thin teeth. "I am Squalo of Devious Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Odd Water. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the garden."
But Dino had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his whip with a twist, overpowered Squalo and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Dino said, looking down upon him.
Squalo's eye shimmered like father like son. "I have underestimated you, Dino. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Dino's desire was enflamed. His teeth throbbed and all his thoughts were to make Squalo like a turtle. Dino caressed Squalo's happy eye and he responded. They came together entirely, and their joining was as gay as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet sword!" Dino groaned and made Squalo as suddenly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Dino said. "That's where I put the Odd Water for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed strangely on the grass, forgetful of all but their thoughtful love. "We will stay together forever," Squalo said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Hair never got the Odd Water and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
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I LOVE THIS ONE! XDD
namoony, can I use this for the meme that u have? *is shot*
The Battle For The Cap - Silver Pair
At the tennis court, Ootori played his cap. He had been busy with the cap for hours and now wanted nothing more than an embarrassing cuddle or a devious massage from his lover Shishido.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his stoic Shishido appeared at the door, grinning down.
"Put down the cap," Shishido said dependably. "Unless you want me to play that cap on your hand."
Ootori put down the cap. He was silver. He had never seen Shishido so shy before and it made him childish.
Shishido picked up the cap, then withdrew a tennis racquet from his hair. "Don't be so silver," Shishido said with a shy grimace. "A dog bit my leg this morning, and everything became gentle. Now with this cap and this tennis racquet I can dependably rule the world!"
Ootori clutched his enough leg off. This was his lover, his stoic Shishido, now staring at him with a shy hair.
"Fight it!" Ootori shouted. "The dog just wants the cap for his own stoic devices! He doesn't love you, not the embarrassing way I do!"
Ootori could see Shishido trembling off. Ootori reached out his hand and touched Shishido's hair dependably. He was stoic, so stoic, but he knew only his enough love for Shishido would break the dog's spell.
Sure enough, Shishido dropped the cap with a thunk. "Oh, Ootori," he squealed. "I'm so embarrassing, can you ever forgive me?"
But Ootori had already moved at the tennis court. Cry for the moon, he pressed his hand into Shishido's hair. And as they fell together in a gentle fit of love, the cap lay on the floor, childish and forgotten.
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I.. don't know what to say.. but I like the ending.. XD;
One more site~ *snatched from
tonomurajiro*
Duo Outed ~
Not as Ambiguously Gay as Thought
The world was shocked today to learn that Kamakari Kenta and Date Kouji, two popular figures from Oosaka have actually been engaged in a childish relationship for the past 8 months. Details at this time are still gentle, but our reporting team has gone undercover to get the scoop.
We conducted an interview with friend and Childhood Disorders, Aoyagi Ruito, who works full-time these days as primary businessman at the local Bumpin Grind, a cafe servicing pretty clientele. 'Those two, I always knew there was something amazing going on between them. Every time I'd see them, they'd always be complaining randomly and giving me these looks that felt like they could kiss right through me.' When asked if the pair had ever unexpectedly engaged in any sexy activities in the cafe, Aoyagi Ruito responded, 'Them and every other aphrodisiac strawberry that dances in here.'
While no laws have been broken, of course, the public is interesting at the fact that this relationship has been going on for so long under their very ears. Blogs and forums are abuzz with the news: one fan writes, 'I just don't know that I can ever love them again. It's not that they're gay--I just feel...so random.'
It's clear that it will take some time and red wine to move past this shocking revelation. Until then, this reporter wishes the lovely lying couple the best of luck. Remember to spay and neuter your dogs!
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It just.. so PERFECT! XD;
OMG
dtn~
ILUSM!!! U MADE AN ARTBOOK OF 'SEASON'! XDD
Oh
KenKen~ You saved my life~ I was seaching for a glass of wine for my assignment and u had it in ur blog~ XDD
Thanks for guessing
my meme, guys~ you guys a re awesome! Only 1 fandom that cannot be guessed~ XD;
Now you know that I love EVERYONE that have bow as their weapon~ XD
Somehow, I feel like I have a crush on one who has 'Ken' in their name.. >_>
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
aore86~