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May 21, 2006 00:21

me and lee, having a conversation about this week's band concert...

lee: and we have to play in hot, uncomfortable clothes that isnt package friendly
me: maybe you should wear a dress, it allows much more freedom,
lee: thats not a bad idea
lee: .......but wait a mintute they might provide too much freedom
me: on boy meets world, shawn and cory were forced to wear cheerleading outfits and they thought it gave them great freedom and rather enjoyed the experience
lee: well no offense but they are white guys
me: what are you trying to say lee?
lee: im just saying they might not have much to be free
lee: and plus they dont have to worry about a big booty stickin out the back of a dress
me: but black girls have big bootys and they fit into dresses...most of the time
lee: well i guess that depends on what kind/size dress theyre wearing
me: well why don't you wear very constricting underwear and a loose dress?
me: to contain your package and ghetto booty
lee: well my boys would never forgive me if i wear constricting underwear
lee: it would be like suffocating your nads.........if they could breath

i don't know how i would know anything about the world without lee, he informs me of everything.
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