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Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! Atlantis picspam for the world :)
But, first, have some Daniel Jackson. He's wriggling. In LEATHER.
Thank you icon_ascension, for giving this clip to the world :)
Onto Atlantis picspam and soap operatic melodrama out of my own whacked out imagination!
Our intrepid band of heros
They go through the Gate and encounter...danger *shock!horror*
Thank goodness Shep's there with his big gun and nasty scowl!
Radek: "Oh no! Rodney's in danger!"
Beckett: "I'll save him!"
Too late!
But instead of staying by Rodney's side, the duplicitous major has lunch...
...with the new guy in town!
Okay, okay, he's pretty fine...but can he hold off fleet after fleet of Wraith ships? I think not!
Although he does have a pretty big gun...
Shep: *drools at new guy in action*
sdraeven refers to this as Shep's leaning tower of gay. And wow, is it ever!
Anyway...Rodney wakes up and is feeling friskeh
He prepares himself for seduction...
...and locates his prey. (Hey, if Rodney's been zapped by some alien device and Shep's too busy playing macho man with the new guy, well, Rodney's not waiting around!)
Rodney: "Hiya Carson. Wanna look at my microscope?"
Carson: "Rodneh? Have you been drinking?"
Rodney: "What? I thought maybe we could go to the baths together..."
Carson: "Rodneh, have you lost your mind? What about Colonel Shepperd?"
Rodney: "Yeah. Him. We're not really...together."
Carson: "Oh."
Rodney: "But if I wanted to make him jealous, wanna have a three way with that red head in biology?"
Carson: "Okay."
Later that evening...
(Yeah, she was SO OBVIOUSLY a beard for Rodney and his gay orgies.)
Realizing that Rodney is shacking up with everyone in sight to make Shep jealous, Radek senses his day has come...
Rodney: "Hold on just a damn second. If I could possibly die in Radek's mouse incineration machine, I want a last stab at making Shepperd's brain explode."
Carson: "Mmmphmmhhhmph"
Wier: *Wow, that was kind of hot.*
Random blonde german chick in the back: *Mein Gott, der Rodney is viele hot*
Shep: "WTF!!! I didn't know guys could kiss other guys!*
And....he's okay!
Shep: *Rodney's cute when he's alive and sort of sane. I wonder if he would kiss me someday?*
And the saga continues. Will Shep get a clue? Will Rodney get his man? Will Carson ever get laid? Stay tuned...
(With many thanks to sdraevn, chlex and http://www.stargatecaps.com for the screencaps)
But, first, have some Daniel Jackson. He's wriggling. In LEATHER.
Thank you icon_ascension, for giving this clip to the world :)
Onto Atlantis picspam and soap operatic melodrama out of my own whacked out imagination!
Our intrepid band of heros
They go through the Gate and encounter...danger *shock!horror*
Thank goodness Shep's there with his big gun and nasty scowl!
Radek: "Oh no! Rodney's in danger!"
Beckett: "I'll save him!"
Too late!
But instead of staying by Rodney's side, the duplicitous major has lunch...
...with the new guy in town!
Okay, okay, he's pretty fine...but can he hold off fleet after fleet of Wraith ships? I think not!
Although he does have a pretty big gun...
Shep: *drools at new guy in action*
sdraeven refers to this as Shep's leaning tower of gay. And wow, is it ever!
Anyway...Rodney wakes up and is feeling friskeh
He prepares himself for seduction...
...and locates his prey. (Hey, if Rodney's been zapped by some alien device and Shep's too busy playing macho man with the new guy, well, Rodney's not waiting around!)
Rodney: "Hiya Carson. Wanna look at my microscope?"
Carson: "Rodneh? Have you been drinking?"
Rodney: "What? I thought maybe we could go to the baths together..."
Carson: "Rodneh, have you lost your mind? What about Colonel Shepperd?"
Rodney: "Yeah. Him. We're not really...together."
Carson: "Oh."
Rodney: "But if I wanted to make him jealous, wanna have a three way with that red head in biology?"
Carson: "Okay."
Later that evening...
(Yeah, she was SO OBVIOUSLY a beard for Rodney and his gay orgies.)
Realizing that Rodney is shacking up with everyone in sight to make Shep jealous, Radek senses his day has come...
Rodney: "Hold on just a damn second. If I could possibly die in Radek's mouse incineration machine, I want a last stab at making Shepperd's brain explode."
Carson: "Mmmphmmhhhmph"
Wier: *Wow, that was kind of hot.*
Random blonde german chick in the back: *Mein Gott, der Rodney is viele hot*
Shep: "WTF!!! I didn't know guys could kiss other guys!*
And....he's okay!
Shep: *Rodney's cute when he's alive and sort of sane. I wonder if he would kiss me someday?*
And the saga continues. Will Shep get a clue? Will Rodney get his man? Will Carson ever get laid? Stay tuned...
(With many thanks to sdraevn, chlex and http://www.stargatecaps.com for the screencaps)